N.O.B.

-Mav-

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This one German gal I knew there married a GI and moved to Copperas Cove. He divorced her later. I photographed her hole. Ungodly wide. Truly surreal.
His name wasn't "George" or "Herman" or "Babe" was it?



 

Kooky Kats_anon

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Aug 17, 2002
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Oh... had my fantasy football draft the other night.

I got me a real sidejob client... no, not effing architecture -but- cooking for a well-known Hamptons caterer. Dude is solid guy who I've known for years. He dug my Q last year and dug my grilled shrimp for this year.

Doing 2 shoulders for him... NC style, with FetteSau coffee rub.

Would love to make a career change.

More about why in a few weeks.
 

UKserialkiller

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Dec 13, 2009
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I googled "Ivan impact on Orlando" bc I was trying to figure out if Willy was safe, but I thought this hurricane was Ivan for some reason...

First link was a dude named Ivan in Orlando who was arrested at Target for watching a lady while jacking it lol.

hahaha sounds about right, Mash

Welp, guess I'm going to Disney for the hurricane. Yay!
 

TriangleUKCat

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Good luck, WIlly. Most recent track looking more ominous for this area too.

-Coach Schlarman with the vinegar strokes face in the god forsaken video >>>>
 
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TriangleUKCat

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^still the best.

Everyone sitting there here at ease, as 'dancing guy' is an experienced pro (at kidnapping, public nut rubbing a hand rail, to Money Money). o_O
argubs (I think) observing the dude in the white shirt on the middle right whipping his head away in complete disgust is the only thing I watch in that clip now.
 
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UKserialkiller

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Willy gonna be all like...



...in the hurricane [banana] except that stick be connected to his penis and stuff :eyes:.

Gonna shack up in a hotel with ol girl lol.
Hopefully get summa that hurricane lovin'


Triangle- same to you man. I think you're in an area where you could be affected too

Argubs nailed it on the dude in white shirt.
 

TriangleUKCat

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Raleigh got railed by Hazel and Fran pre-me being around here. My wife's parents had their in-construction house destroyed during Fran. Depends on speed of the storm but can get ****** round these here parts.

There is one pine that I hope falls on my neighbor's house if it comes to it, though. Dude can SABD
 

UKGrad93

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Jun 20, 2007
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Oh... had my fantasy football draft the other night.

I got me a real sidejob client... no, not effing architecture -but- cooking for a well-known Hamptons caterer. Dude is solid guy who I've known for years. He dug my Q last year and dug my grilled shrimp for this year.

Doing 2 shoulders for him... NC style, with FetteSau coffee rub.

Would love to make a career change.

More about why in a few weeks.
I'm glad you are getting to do things that you love and are passionate about (and get paid).

In other news, I haven't slept more than 4 hrs for the past 3-4 nights. Keep waking up with anxiety. My kid is struggling with starting 7th grade and things are pretty shaky at my wife's work.
 
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mashburned

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Mar 10, 2009
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Just picture everybody at the grocery store acting like animals, fighting over the last pound of beef, and then there's Willy peacefully browsing the vegan section as he sniffs his own farts, wondering what the fuss is about.