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Happy belated birthday. Consider the week one fantastical football win that I gave you as your birthday gift.
Blue Bell vs. Mean Machine this week. Can't wait.
Sorry mash, but the scheduling gods have been very unkind to you. This is the week that the MM explodes onto the scene. Highest scoring team in the league for this week no doubt. Sorry about your luck, brother.
So as part of the grade for global studies, my daughter must complete a World Hunger Tic Tac Toe assignment.
Do 3 activities in a row, column or diagonally.
Column 1
volunteer for 2 hrs on a farm
volunteer for 2 hrs at a food bank
write a letter to the editor about world hunger
Column 2
write a thank you letter to a farmer
go to a farmers market
create your own project
Column 3
read The Circuit BY FRANCISCO JIMINEZ - be sure to address the conditions that a migrant worker will face
write a poem, rap, or song about world hunger
write a letter to a legislator about world hunger
The teacher wants parents to volunteer to drive kids to these activities after school. Volunteering at the food bank requires the kids to sign a confidentiality waiver, so they won't talk about kids that have to get their food there (I understand the idea, but a contract signed by a minor would never be enforceable).
There are at least two more major projects within the class. All in addition to learning about 150 different countries. I also see that she will be teaching the children about global warming and how coal is the devil.
Such absolute ********. Garbage. I've never had to deal with such a leftist wack job.
Do 3 activities in a row, column or diagonally.
Column 1
volunteer for 2 hrs on a farm
volunteer for 2 hrs at a food bank
write a letter to the editor about world hunger
Column 2
write a thank you letter to a farmer
go to a farmers market
create your own project
Column 3
read The Circuit BY FRANCISCO JIMINEZ - be sure to address the conditions that a migrant worker will face
write a poem, rap, or song about world hunger
write a letter to a legislator about world hunger
The teacher wants parents to volunteer to drive kids to these activities after school. Volunteering at the food bank requires the kids to sign a confidentiality waiver, so they won't talk about kids that have to get their food there (I understand the idea, but a contract signed by a minor would never be enforceable).
There are at least two more major projects within the class. All in addition to learning about 150 different countries. I also see that she will be teaching the children about global warming and how coal is the devil.
Such absolute ********. Garbage. I've never had to deal with such a leftist wack job.
As a locavore, perhaps create a farm-to-table menu of seasonal and locally grown ingredients.
Invite @-Mav- .
Anyone know how to scrub Mooslim Jihadists from my Tweeter machine?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Sounds like some liberal indoctrination course to me. How old are these kids? Totally agree with ya. Save yourself and your wife time and trouble.
1c. 2 hours, tops. No need to leave the house.
2a. Get creative. Invent a farmer, if necessary.
3b. Rap song? Paging Mash. Paging Mash.
lol I saw that. Was like well kooky's certainly...changed. The damn subway must have broke him.
I like farmers. I think they're cool. I don't like the world though, and soon as some idiot started guilting my kid about global warming and food I would just smh and do nothing bc this is the world we live in I guess.
For column 2 you can just grow a bean sprout in a cup. Be your own farmer. Teacher would love that. Tell her it's 100% organic and sustainable micro-gardening.
I wish I could rap.
Can we PLEASE write this for her? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
I'll be damned if the yanks aren't making a run at the pennant. Done got the wildcard on lockdown.
Kudos to those pinstriped bastiches I guess. Still don't care much for their insufferable fanbase though. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Kudos to those pinstriped bastiches I guess. Still don't care much for their insufferable fanbase though. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
@UKGrad93
I'm already done with the lyrics.
"We Are The Globalists"
(performed by 93's daughter)
There comes a time when we heed a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying
And it's time to lend a hand to life
The greatest gift of all
We can't go on pretending day by day
That someone somewhere will soon make a change
We're all a part of God's great big family
And the truth, you know,
Love is all we need
We are the world,
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So, let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
Send them your heart so they'll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As God has shown us by turning stone to bread
And so we all must lend a helping hand
We are the world,
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So, let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
When you're down and out
There seems no hope at all
But if you just believe
There's no way we can fall
Well, well, well
Let's realize that a change can only come
When we stand together as one
We are the world,
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So, let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
I'm already done with the lyrics.
"We Are The Globalists"
(performed by 93's daughter)
There comes a time when we heed a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying
And it's time to lend a hand to life
The greatest gift of all
We can't go on pretending day by day
That someone somewhere will soon make a change
We're all a part of God's great big family
And the truth, you know,
Love is all we need
We are the world,
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So, let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
Send them your heart so they'll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As God has shown us by turning stone to bread
And so we all must lend a helping hand
We are the world,
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So, let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
When you're down and out
There seems no hope at all
But if you just believe
There's no way we can fall
Well, well, well
Let's realize that a change can only come
When we stand together as one
We are the world,
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So, let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
I will have her grow the bean plant in a styrofoam cup. The teacher sent home a project that could be done for extra credit - make an authentic African dish and serve it to the class. She stressed that she did not want styrofoam containers to be used. Imagine her quandary when my kid shows up with a green/sustainable self contained victory garden - in a styrofoam cup.
lol oh the horror. Congrats lil lady you just failed and contributed to global warming! SAD!
Gotta read with with Biz Markie's cadence, or it doesn't work
Now here's a litle rap about global food
Move to a better place and you won't be hungry, dude.
In America we throw leftovers away
Gotta make room in the fridge for groc'ry day.
Cereal and cookies and chips galore
Not a single nutrient in the aisle of our store
In a war of girth you could never defeat us,
but at least you don't have di-a-beet-us
I know you dig up yams like every morning
Unless you're sold into child slav'ry without a warning.
Throw them in a pot and cook 'em all afternoon
Maybe for dessert you'll get one dusty prune
On TV we see Andrew Zimmern and a Haitian
Stealin' all your recipes for cult'ral appropriation
Throw some bugs and dirt in it, makes for happy bros
Now it cost 10 bucks down at Trader Joes
Fallin' asleep with a sammich in our hand
More food that you've ever seen in your squalid land
Maybe instead of munching on some hay
You've should board a plane to the USA
Oh, that's right we don't take no visitors
Unless you've got good answers for the INS inquisitors
That's the rap, hope you enjoyed my rhyming
Better limber up, you got to practice wall climbing
Now here's a litle rap about global food
Move to a better place and you won't be hungry, dude.
In America we throw leftovers away
Gotta make room in the fridge for groc'ry day.
Cereal and cookies and chips galore
Not a single nutrient in the aisle of our store
In a war of girth you could never defeat us,
but at least you don't have di-a-beet-us
I know you dig up yams like every morning
Unless you're sold into child slav'ry without a warning.
Throw them in a pot and cook 'em all afternoon
Maybe for dessert you'll get one dusty prune
On TV we see Andrew Zimmern and a Haitian
Stealin' all your recipes for cult'ral appropriation
Throw some bugs and dirt in it, makes for happy bros
Now it cost 10 bucks down at Trader Joes
Fallin' asleep with a sammich in our hand
More food that you've ever seen in your squalid land
Maybe instead of munching on some hay
You've should board a plane to the USA
Oh, that's right we don't take no visitors
Unless you've got good answers for the INS inquisitors
That's the rap, hope you enjoyed my rhyming
Better limber up, you got to practice wall climbing
For real though, just to stick it to the man, she should make her entire project about people going hungry in her own country.
That was fun. I think I am going to start reading everything in Biz Markie's cadence.
Wake up in the morning, stomach growling, head hurts
Nasty water, bacteria soup, god damn looks like I got the squirts
It's all we got to drink in this town, so you know I have to make due
Live my life with a swollen belly, skinny legs, liquid poo
Dehydration, no constipation
Walk out to the water station
Lift the ladle to my lips
Take a sip and let it rip
My friends be all like damn boy you juice more than an orange
But you can't have solid poop when lunch is two grains and a sporange
I once ate a banana
Sent from god like manna
This Peace Corp ho, smiled at me
Took a picture with her camera
Ho, let me get copy
I'll hang that **** up on my wall
That soft and sweet banana meat
Most delicious fruit, of them all
But I wouldn't know, it's the only fruit I've had
This hunger **** can make you sad
Maybe I'll win the lottery
Fresh water, banana tree
Nasty water, bacteria soup, god damn looks like I got the squirts
It's all we got to drink in this town, so you know I have to make due
Live my life with a swollen belly, skinny legs, liquid poo
Dehydration, no constipation
Walk out to the water station
Lift the ladle to my lips
Take a sip and let it rip
My friends be all like damn boy you juice more than an orange
But you can't have solid poop when lunch is two grains and a sporange
I once ate a banana
Sent from god like manna
This Peace Corp ho, smiled at me
Took a picture with her camera
Ho, let me get copy
I'll hang that **** up on my wall
That soft and sweet banana meat
Most delicious fruit, of them all
But I wouldn't know, it's the only fruit I've had
This hunger **** can make you sad
Maybe I'll win the lottery
Fresh water, banana tree
We need a third verse from another artist and we takin this thing Platinum.
A poem
Thrust of steel and spurting blood
A kidney is the prize
The age old quandary soon ensues
hunger or the wallet?
Thrust of steel and spurting blood
A kidney is the prize
The age old quandary soon ensues
hunger or the wallet?
On a serious note...I encourage all of you jackals to go to the "Crowdfunding" thread and click that link. And then donate some money...or at least tell people about it.
Sounds like a very worthy cause to me.
Sounds like a very worthy cause to me.
Sometimes I axe mysefl what it feel like to be po
how it feel to be hungry and you got no sto go to
get some food or some drank or an ice cream you can't ate
so i sit in my big house and i try to relate
with this big ol bowl of cream, filled with lysteria what i ate
man i ate and ate on that dutch chocolate for a week
but my stomach never hurt and I felt fn great
so i sit and i ponder if blue bell is all that great
they would ship lysteria cream to the poors out of state
in the hoods, in the jungles, where the kids tummies rumble
because lysteria is a joke man that **** is really fake
/project pat flow
how it feel to be hungry and you got no sto go to
get some food or some drank or an ice cream you can't ate
so i sit in my big house and i try to relate
with this big ol bowl of cream, filled with lysteria what i ate
man i ate and ate on that dutch chocolate for a week
but my stomach never hurt and I felt fn great
so i sit and i ponder if blue bell is all that great
they would ship lysteria cream to the poors out of state
in the hoods, in the jungles, where the kids tummies rumble
because lysteria is a joke man that **** is really fake
/project pat flow
Have your daughter lay down some Sam Kinison logic on that teacher and then drop the f--king mic...
WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA, WE JUST DON'T LIVE IN 'EM *******!!!
He lay on the ground bleeding
A dialysis machine he would surely be needing
The nurse spoke up and said, "Now before I flip this switch...
...I think you oughta know that Karma is a *****."
Her voice was soft and soothing
Like an angel from his past
"You don't remember me, you stupid mother%ucker."
"I'm gonna hook you up just to watch you suffer."
A dialysis machine he would surely be needing
The nurse spoke up and said, "Now before I flip this switch...
...I think you oughta know that Karma is a *****."
Her voice was soft and soothing
Like an angel from his past
"You don't remember me, you stupid mother%ucker."
"I'm gonna hook you up just to watch you suffer."
Possible breakout game game for the Cows last night. Gurley burned the field up.
But Kaiz said I had tough schedule this week.
Also Gurley should've had 2 more TDs. Mean Machine got lucky.
Also Gurley should've had 2 more TDs. Mean Machine got lucky.
Nebraska fired their AD for losing football games. They "get it"
Yep, sending a message.
Cornhuskers have not been the same since they ousted Frank Solich. At least Bo Pelini provided some Ws.
Yeah, ima go ahead and concede. Congrats on the win, mash. [eyeroll]
Ain't no fat lady singing after the Thursday night game, brother. The mighty Mean Machine will have at least two RB's outscore Girley Man this week. You hear me??? TWO!!!
--I BELIEVE! 24-17 cayuts.
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--Picked up the Rams defense this week (dropped Patriots who were sucking absolute *******) because they were playing the hapless 49ers. lol. Still had more points (4) than the Patriots total in the first two games (3).
--Bike Fest in downtown Raleigh = :thumbsdown:. VROOM VROOM REV REV OH **** THERE'S FOOD PARTICLES IN MY HUMUNGOUS DISGUSTING BEARD!1
How about this? STFU.
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--Picked up the Rams defense this week (dropped Patriots who were sucking absolute *******) because they were playing the hapless 49ers. lol. Still had more points (4) than the Patriots total in the first two games (3).
--Bike Fest in downtown Raleigh = :thumbsdown:. VROOM VROOM REV REV OH **** THERE'S FOOD PARTICLES IN MY HUMUNGOUS DISGUSTING BEARD!1
How about this? STFU.
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You supposed to be looking at all those saggy titty ****** on the backs of the bikes.--I BELIEVE! 24-17 cayuts.
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--Picked up the Rams defense this week (dropped Patriots who were sucking absolute *******) because they were playing the hapless 49ers. lol. Still had more points (4) than the Patriots total in the first two games (3).
--Bike Fest in downtown Raleigh = :thumbsdown:. VROOM VROOM REV REV OH **** THERE'S FOOD PARTICLES IN MY HUMUNGOUS DISGUSTING BEARD!1
How about this? STFU.
So can we keep Stoops, fire Mitch, and then get a football AD here? His *** is ragweed anywhere else in the SEC