Name the movie from the quote

Ryan Lemonds Hair

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A couple of hints since nobody has guessed either of these....
Real men are not intimidated by physical threats against their personal selves and ironically, neither am I


"You are just in time for a christening sir. The men have decided to name the howitzers Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.”

“Reverend, I'm sure your men will spread the gospel wherever they encounter the enemy."
 

BillyJoeCatFan

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All from different skits in the same movie

The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute. Come in, my little ones. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. No, no, that's the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic Church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things.

What we're looking for here, and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear, is some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor sharp teeth, about 11-foot long and of the genus Felis Horribilis. What we doctors, in fact, call a tiger. A tiger....................in Africa ??

Hello, good evening and Welcome to The Middle of the Film. A moment where we take a break and invite you, the audience, to join us, the filmmakers, in Find the Fish.

Good afternoon sir, and how are we today ?......Better......Better ?......Better get a bucket, I'm gonna throw up......Gaston ? A bucket for Monsieur.

I realize this movie might just not be for everyone and that's probably conservative in my estimation !! 🤣🤣🤣
 

megablue

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Double-header ... same movie ... for extra credit !! :cool:

"So, I guess come the nut-cuttin', blood don't really mean **** to the big man ... am I understanding that right ??"

"Is this gonna be our time?"
 
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BBUK_anon

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"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen..., "I know...", "Somebody knows the trouble I've seen.."...
 

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Lady: You know how we keep warm in Russia? Guy: I can guess, baby!! Lady: We play chess! Guy: I guessed wrong!!!