Hello...Hello..this is Speaker Pelosi I need urgent medical help. No..I'm still on my prozac, but my tits just dropped to my crutch similar to male testicles dropping with the mumps. Can this be a symptom of COVID-19? No, it is a symptom of wanting to be 19 at mere young age of 80.
Did you try bending over to grab them and try supporting them. No..these are GOP titties that I purchased back in 1960 as a young intern selling her bootie for tit job money. I've had 68 operations since then. My tits have been rubbed by so many people I've lost track...but I remember VP Biden feeling me up multiple times. I can say for certain he did that correctly. Damn hospitals refuse to see me because of COVID epidemic. Don't those fools know that was a hoax created by me and Chuck Schumer?
Anyway....I'll just create another House Bill and get my tits fixed with more government funding. Taxes and tits are what make the world go around.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdFEsn7VcAA0hDL?format=jpg&name=900x900
Did you try bending over to grab them and try supporting them. No..these are GOP titties that I purchased back in 1960 as a young intern selling her bootie for tit job money. I've had 68 operations since then. My tits have been rubbed by so many people I've lost track...but I remember VP Biden feeling me up multiple times. I can say for certain he did that correctly. Damn hospitals refuse to see me because of COVID epidemic. Don't those fools know that was a hoax created by me and Chuck Schumer?
Anyway....I'll just create another House Bill and get my tits fixed with more government funding. Taxes and tits are what make the world go around.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdFEsn7VcAA0hDL?format=jpg&name=900x900
