When I was in college I worked as a bartender at night in a small bar. A lot of regulars came in just about every day..I had just gotten out of the Air Force so I was about 22/23 at the time. This older married lady around 40 or so used to come in a couple of times per week. Her husband worked 3rd shift and she was always talking about him having a girlfriend and that he paid no attention to her. She was a nice looking lady with some nice attributes. I was single of course so when she ask me one night how much I would charge her to take her back to my apartment and have sex with her. I thought she was joking until she pulled out a $100 bill and laid it on the bar. She then ask if this was enough. I looked at her and and then the $100 and thought about what I could do with that $100 and said that is good enough for the first time. The next evening I stopped by may parents house for dinner on my way to work. I told my dad the story and as he sat there listening, he ask me what I did. I told him I took the $100 and took her home.. He looked at me with this pissed off look on his face and I thought oh man here comes the crap. He said, "son you should not discount yourself, as any son of mine should be worth at least $250 for a full nights work" Then he shook my hand and said, "well does that make you a pimp or a *****." I looked at him and said," I am not sure really but I will let you know because she is coming over Friday night and I told her to bring her checkbook." True story..
