Naughty mommy alert!

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North Carolina mother, 44, and her married 25-year-old son are arrested for incest
  • Melissa Nell Kitchens and Shaun Thomas Pfeiffer each face a felony charge of incest
  • The mother, 44, and her son, 25, had sex in August, documents allege
  • Both are being held in Buncombe County jail until their next hearings
  • Pfeiffer's wife posted a message on Facebook in August about forgiveness
 

Ron Mehico

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Like step-mom or actual biological mom? Because if biological that is absolutely disgusting WTF.
 

kybobcat_rivals185207

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I don't think they'd be hit with criminal charges if they were just related by marriage.

BTW, here's the son and his wife:

 

herodotus6

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Kinda looks like Emma Starr has taken up a crack habit and let herself go. Still would. She's a huge step up from the Superman shirt mom and daughter pair from last week.
 
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herodotus6

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In her mug shot, she looks like a tranny:


Then, even though it is blurry, she looks ok for a MILF here:



And her pic in the OP, she looks like a coked out amalgamation of Karen Sypher and Emma Starr.


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Hank Camacho

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You'd think a Baratheon could pull a better quality of tail than that. 4 years on a row boat will do that to a guy, I guess.

Bastards gotta do what they gotta do, yo.

Also, why prosecute that? What evidence are they going to present?

The defendants will clearly plead the fifth. Absent an eye witness to them banging or pics/vids, how are they going to prove it?
 
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JohnBlue

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Bastards gotta do what they gotta do, yo.

Also, why prosecute that? What evidence are they going to present?

The defendants will clearly plead the fifth. Absent an eye witness to them banging or pics/vids, how are they going to prove it?

Sadly people that stupid are all to willing to confess. Remember, you can't fix stupid.
 

UK_BlueBlood

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Another couple that will be applauded for courage in a few years.

Can't wait to see their love-child on stage accepting an ESPY for bravery in 20 years for taking a knee during the National Anthem at the Special Olympics.

[laughing]