Naughty shopper thread!

[kybobcat_rivals185207]

IKEA masturbation incident in China forces company to tighten security

She did it herself, all right.

A woman was caught on camera masturbating while half-naked in a Chinese IKEA store, prompting the DIY furniture company to pledge stricter security.

The two-minute pornographic clip shows the unidentified woman wearing just a white shirt as she pleasures herself in various sections of the store.​

 

[Brushy Creek Cat]

I'd let her love me long time.

 

[blubo]

IKEA masturbation incident in China forces company to tighten security

She did it herself, all right.

A woman was caught on camera masturbating while half-naked in a Chinese IKEA store, prompting the DIY furniture company to pledge stricter security.

The two-minute pornographic clip shows the unidentified woman wearing just a white shirt as she pleasures herself in various sections of the store.​

She so haww-nee...

 

[OldEvilleCat]

Great... I hope it doesn't spread to the US. I wonder what kind of covering we'll be required to wear...?

 

[vhcat70]

IKEA masturbation incident in China forces company to tighten security

She did it herself, all right.

A woman was caught on camera masturbating while half-naked in a Chinese IKEA store, prompting the DIY furniture company to pledge stricter security.

The two-minute pornographic clip shows the unidentified woman wearing just a white shirt as she pleasures herself in various sections of the store.​

Go on.

 

[MdWIldcat55]

Definitely particle board. That’s IKEA for Wood!

 

[gamecockcat]

The best sign yet that the virus panic is coming to an end - a new "Naughty (insert here) Thread' from kybob!! Always a day brightener.

If you had sex with that woman, would you feel horny again in an hour?

 

[CB3UK]

If her *** was a Chinese restaurant, Id have the poo poo platter.

 

[Tinker Dan]

Definitely particle board. That’s IKEA for Wood!

You win.

bravo!

 

[CatsFan4Evr]

So....where can we see said 2-minute pornographic clip? You know, for science.

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan_rivals377587]

I'd take her to pound town.

 

[Blueisbest]

Video or it didn't happen.

 

[RacerX.ksr]

So....where can we see said 2-minute pornographic clip? You know, for science.

chinese lady naked at ikea

 

[ukalum1988]

So....where can we see said 2-minute pornographic clip? You know, for science.

Behind the pay wall, I’m guessing....

Disappointed only a non-nude still frame screen grab was shown...

 

[ukalum1988]

chinese lady naked at ikea

I took the bait and I get a Rick Astley video????

 

[OldEvilleCat]

Ha you got Rick rolled! ...that ymmot is a funny mfer

 

[RacerX.ksr]

Ha you got Rick rolled! ...that ymmot is a funny mfer

It was a teaching moment.

 

[TortElvisII]

It was a teaching moment.

The two blondes in that video are way hotter than that chick at IKEA. They aren't nekkid though.

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

So....where can we see said 2-minute pornographic clip? You know, for science.

Meanwhile, the authorities have deleted the uncensored versions of the video from Chinese social media.

Damn commies.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Best looking Chinese woman I’ve ever seen.

 

[ukalum1988]

It was a teaching moment.

Lesson learned... betrayed by my baser reflexes..

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan_rivals377587]

Best looking Chinese woman I’ve ever seen.

I'd like to have a mess of Oriental meat.

 

[Stevo1951]

I'd egg her foo yong

 

[Kooky Kats]

My IKEA porn name:

Allen Wrench

 

[rbs]

Is it ironic that this is a DIY store?

 

[CB3UK]

Give her a lil cream of sum yung gai.

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

Best looking Chinese woman I’ve ever seen.

Careful or leftist will say you are racist.

 

[anon_l8pbkn96tg3j6]

I'm disappointed this isn't more prevalent. Was hoping for more sip defying apocalypse porn while the world was shutdown

 

[KopiKat]

My IKEA porn name:

Allen Wrench

Slot Screw

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan_rivals377587]

Slot Screw

Hammer Drive.

 

[RacerX.ksr]

Tab A → Slot B

 

[KopiKat]

@kybobcat . . . for the kids watching at home: care to share a few examples of your regular web search criteria?

 

[catsfanbgky]

Sum Yung Ho IKEA star.

 

[420grover]

She ain't the first. Just go to the hub and type in IKEA. Or Walmart, or McDonald's, or Burger King, or Porcini's.

 

[H. Lecter]

My IKEA porn name:

Allen Wrench

Slot Screw

Wood Peg

 

[812scottj]

Why didn’t someone offer to help her? I would have gladly offered my services