Naughty UF co-ed.....

[UK_Memphis]

What is wrong with the Gainesville police? Possibly the only college town PD that would arrest this fine young woman. Can somebody help me with the pic.

http://www.foxsports.com/college-fo...obs-to-escape-dui-charged-with-bribery-090315

 

[UKserialkiller]

Nice find Memphis. Bet she is into Dirty Punchbowls.

 

[thabigbluenation]

hot, with pot, blow, and gets twice the legal limit smashed. what is not to love.

 

[DaBossIsBack]

They didn't even try to negotiate. So many opportunities lost. Sad day for America.

 

[RacerX.ksr]

 

[-LEK-]

Other than the tits, not digging the man chin and Adam's apple

 

[-LEK-]

Kinda looks like CC Deville from Posion

 

[KingOfBBN]

SEC! SEC! SEC!

 

[mashburned]

Chief ruined it. Where is Bob?

 

[Xception]

Those cops should just head to Rowan .

 

[KingOfBBN]

Was one of the cops this guy?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Was one of the cops this guy?

[laughing]

 

[Wall2Boogie]

I think the guy named Richard Todd posting in the comments might post here as well lol. The cops should of continued into the investigation of her fellatio and found out the answer to the real question. Does she swallow the egg nog or just taste it?

 

[billue]

future porn star

 

[DaBossIsBack]

From hand cuffs to finger cuffs. What could have been.

 

[TransyCat09]

Huge tits, 4/10 face that can be made to look much better with lots of make up and lighting, coke and alcohol problem. Yep, porn star

 

[BlueBallz_rivals30790]

I doubt this would have been her first bukkake party.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I doubt this would have been her first bukkake party.

Yep. Could you imagine masturbating on her while you suffocate your self with a plastic bag containing one of her fat salad turds?

 

[-LEK-]

Yep. Could you imagine masturbating on her while you suffocate your self with a plastic bag containing one of her fat salad turds?

:raised_hands:

 

[ETWNAPPEL_]

All she had to do was offer one guy in the bar her services for a ride home and she could have avoided all this!

 

[BlueRaider22]

All she had to do was offer one guy in the bar her services for a ride home and she could have avoided all this!

This is borderline brilliant. We could start our own company. Instead of "Uber" we can call it "Slobber". Just pop up the app on your phone and get a ride anytime anywhere. You don't even need money, though all tips would be greatly appreciated.

 

[ETWNAPPEL_]

Slight correction BlueRaider22, in your scenario, we would provide the tip.

 

[kybobcat_rivals185207]

Just based on reading these three paragraphs 90% of the male Outkick readers are already in love with this girl. She gets a DUI, has pot on her, then when they frisk her they find out she also had cocaine in her bra and she offers to blow three cops to have the charges dropped?

That's marriage material right there.

It also may be the best offensive gameplan any Florida Gator has come up with in three seasons. ​

[laughing]

 

[larry the cable guy]

Kinda looks like CC Deville from Posion

 

[CatsFan4Evr]

Yep. Could you imagine masturbating on her while you suffocate your self with a plastic bag containing one of her fat salad turds?

I've said WTF to plenty of your posts before, but I think this one takes the cake.

 

[-LEK-]

I've said WTF to plenty of your posts before, but I think this one takes the cake.

Ive thought about making that my signature quote.

 

[Kooky Kats]

BTT for Florida week.

 

[RacerX.ksr]

Don't you mean takes the salad?

"It takes the salad dump and puts the bag on its head."

 

[BlueRaider22]

^Good one, lol...