Naughty UF co-ed.....

DaBossIsBack

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They didn't even try to negotiate. So many opportunities lost. Sad day for America.
 

RacerX.ksr

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Wall2Boogie

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I think the guy named Richard Todd posting in the comments might post here as well lol. The cops should of continued into the investigation of her fellatio and found out the answer to the real question. Does she swallow the egg nog or just taste it?
 

TransyCat09

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Huge tits, 4/10 face that can be made to look much better with lots of make up and lighting, coke and alcohol problem. Yep, porn star
 
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BlueRaider22

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All she had to do was offer one guy in the bar her services for a ride home and she could have avoided all this!

This is borderline brilliant. We could start our own company. Instead of "Uber" we can call it "Slobber". Just pop up the app on your phone and get a ride anytime anywhere. You don't even need money, though all tips would be greatly appreciated.
 

kybobcat_rivals185207

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Just based on reading these three paragraphs 90% of the male Outkick readers are already in love with this girl. She gets a DUI, has pot on her, then when they frisk her they find out she also had cocaine in her bra and she offers to blow three cops to have the charges dropped?

That's marriage material right there.

It also may be the best offensive gameplan any Florida Gator has come up with in three seasons.

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CatsFan4Evr

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Yep. Could you imagine masturbating on her while you suffocate your self with a plastic bag containing one of her fat salad turds?
I've said WTF to plenty of your posts before, but I think this one takes the cake.