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DSmith21

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Sneaky sex with a neighbor could help cope with Covid cabin fever.

 
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Kai Slater

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Neighbor on one side of me is "yard guy" who literally mows, weedeats, trims, etc. his yard three times per week. No joke, and makes little digs and comments to others hinting that their yard needs improving, etc....

Neighbor on my other side is a retired military guy that smokes heavy amounts of ganja a couple times a week. I can't tell you how many times I've probably been high myself just working in the yard or hanging out on my back porch, and breathing in the 2nd hand weed smoke wafting in the air.
 
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Kai Slater said:
I can't tell you how many times I've probably been high myself just working in the yard or hanging out on my back porch, and breathing in the 2nd hand weed smoke wafting in the air.
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Zero times you've actually been high or probably wouldn't be in that sentence. Lol.

I've got the most unusual neighbor situation. There are 3 houses right here. My family, my brother, and my brother's wife.
 
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BlueVelvetFog

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Kai Slater said:
Neighbor on one side of me is "yard guy" who literally mows, weedeats, trims, etc. his yard three times per week. No joke, and makes little digs and comments to others hinting that their yard needs improving, etc....

Neighbor on my other side is a retired military guy that smokes heavy amounts of ganja a couple times a week. I can't tell you how many times I've probably been high myself just working in the yard or hanging out on my back porch, and breathing in the 2nd hand weed smoke wafting in the air.
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Yard guy sucks.
 
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LineSkiCat14

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No stories from me.

But the lady and I spent like 6 hours watching some hour long crime marathon where neighbors kill each other.. and that **** was wild. Like Jerry just having ENOUGH of Michael not mowing a part of his lawn and he just shoots him in the face. Real life, too.
 
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MychalG

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I live in St. Matthews in Louisville, middle class neighborhood. There is a house across the street, not directly across from our house but 2 houses down to the left. They have a pig they walk around the neighbor hood with a lease on it. They also have 2 roosters that can not tell time. They crow in the middle of the day and in the evening but never in the morning when I am up and leaving for work. Now I will admit I am a city boy, never lived in the country. But having roosters in our neighbor hood to me is strange. We have the usual squirrels and rabbits that run around since there are a lot of trees in the area as we are not too far from Seneca Park. I refer to them as "The Old McDonald Family."
 
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WilmoreCat

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This is no lie.I married mine.Will be married for 14 years in July.Lived two houses down from me.Fell in love with her, the moment I saw her.
 
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dgtatu01

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My wife moved to Louisville and lived in an apartment right across the street from the bachelor pad me and my friends lived in at the time. We have been married for 16 years come August. The only neighbors I can't stand are the busy bodies who are all up in your business about something. We have lived next to 2 that were constantly coming by and telling us what we should and should not be doing with our dog.
 
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Rupp'sRunt

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TurnipDaBeet said:
If you dont have “that neighbor” then you ARE that neighbor
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I've got one neighbor that I know doesnt like me but wont make any comments to me just make passive aggressive posts on the next door app. I dont give him the finger or anything but he definitely doesnt get a friendly wave from me ever
 
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TurnipDaBeet

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I make noise fight with my ex wivez dont care about my lawn my dog shiz on or whereabout she pleases always have my trash out on the corner mailbox full of yesterdays papers im a GREAT neighbor like a used car salesman trussssst me
 
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