Neil, you were right about Cracker Barrel.

[MikeRafone]

I'm currently under attack by one of their chicken sandwiches I had last night. I should have known something was up when I was able to knock out the golf tee puzzle in record time. It's the Golden Corral for me from now on.

Let me tell you, it's tough typing on the crapper. I know how Nick Saban felt early Tuesday morning writing all those NCAA reps about getting the spread offense banned.

 

[MikeRafone]

I'm off to battle the fried chicken flu, you guys keep at it.

My apologies to "The Boondocks" for stealing "fried chicken flu". As the fella said, "If you're going to steal material, steal from the best."

 

[bornaneer]

Neil? I think you are confused. But I was correct about Cracker Barrel. Hope you feel better.

 

[MikeRafone]

My mistake. I'm still feeling crappy, literally. Back to bed.