Never trust a guy named

TarHeelEer

Freshman
Dec 15, 2002
89,304
53
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My God you all are hoping beyond all hope. Noone cares he boinked hookers. Every economic indicator is heading in the right direction, and our partners are giving us better deals. NK is giving in (because their R&D program is shot). ISIS is all but dead, Syria and Russia don't even want to play with Israel, let alone us.

But two prostitutes will do him in! We got him this time!
 

bamaEER

Freshman
May 29, 2001
32,435
60
0
My God you all are hoping beyond all hope. Noone cares he boinked hookers. Every economic indicator is heading in the right direction, and our partners are giving us better deals. NK is giving in (because their R&D program is shot). ISIS is all but dead, Syria and Russia don't even want to play with Israel, let alone us.

But two prostitutes will do him in! We got him this time!
And he said he didn’t do it.
 

bornaneer

All-Conference
Jan 23, 2014
30,933
1,635
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Is violation of campaign finance laws “anything related to the campaign?”

Just curious.
May 17, 2017
The Justice Department is appointing former FBI Director Robert Mueller as a special counsel to oversee the growing probe into Russian meddling in the 2016 election and possible ties to associates of President Trump.
As special counsel, Mueller will have full authorization to direct the Russia investigation, including any links or coordination between the Russian government and individuals associated with Trump's campaign.
 
Sep 6, 2013
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May 17, 2017
The Justice Department is appointing former FBI Director Robert Mueller as a special counsel to oversee the growing probe into Russian meddling in the 2016 election and possible ties to associates of President Trump.
As special counsel, Mueller will have full authorization to direct the Russia investigation, including any links or coordination between the Russian government and individuals associated with Trump's campaign.

Why did you leave this part out?

“any matters that arose or may arise directly from the investigation”

Never mind, we know why.
 

CpEER

Senior
May 29, 2001
45,701
759
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...and he said unto the Lord "O' Lord! See to it that you guide me through the darkness, O' lord! He grabbed these women by their sacred garden and dismissed them as slanderers. He has laid with many women of the night while his wives care for his newborn babes. He stands against all that I know to be righteous and good. How do I reconcile these O' Lord?"

And the Lord wiped away his tears and spoke.

"Fear not, my child. Is thine economic indicators good? If so, all will be forgiven of Ye upon entering my kingdom. Be at peace with thyself."
 
Sep 6, 2013
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...and he said unto the Lord "O' Lord! See to it that you guide me through the darkness, O' lord! He grabbed these women by their sacred garden and dismissed them as slanderers. He has laid with many women of the night while his wives care for his newborn babes. He stands against all that I know to be righteous and good. How do I reconcile these O' Lord?"

And the Lord wiped away his tears and spoke.

"Fear not, my child. Is thine economic indicators good? If so, all will be forgiven of Ye upon entering my kingdom. Be at peace with thyself."


Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha!!!!