New Year's resolutions from the Paddock

[Free_Salato_Blue]

New Year to make changes in your life. What do you think fellow Paddock posters plan to change?

"I plan to help the environment and go Green and vegan along the way."
- Ymmot31

 

[Wall2Boogie]

No more passport pu$$y

 

[domino79]

Missionary work in the Bahamas.

 

[MudererofCrows]

Missionary sex in the Bahamas.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Sex with missionaries in the Bahamas

 

[herodotus6]

Sex with missionaries in the missionary position in the Bahamas.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

I'm gonna kill more people than I did in 2016.

Make sure you take out bigbluesean

 

[MudererofCrows]

I'm really going to try not to hate everyone I encounter on a daily basis.

 

[ThwKentuckyKid]

Watch more TV, I don't want to be on my death bed wishing I would've watched more TV.

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

1 - Make fewer lists
B - More attention to details
4 - Work on enumeration skills

 

[Get Buckets]

More catpaw

 

[UKserialkiller]

My goal is to go on medical marijuana on July, 1, 2017.

I'd actually like to snort a lil blow this year.

Getting a penis pump

Jack off more to porn. Felt like I let porn down in 2016. Not anymore my friend.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

My goal is to go on medical marijuana on July, 1, 2017.

I'd actually like to snort a lil blow this year.

Getting a penis pump

Jack off more to porn. Felt like I let porn down in 2016. Not anymore my friend.

Yeah I feel like I've wasted too much good porn this year as well. Times are a changin.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Yeah I feel like I've wasted too much good porn this year as well. Times are a changin.

Better jack it. Prostate cancer prevention

 

[MudererofCrows]

Better jack it. Prostate cancer prevention

Timothy Leary advocated this. Always trust your doctor.

 

[ukfan03]

Happy New Years everyone. I hope everyone has a healthy and prosperous 2017!

 

[BankerCat12]

When ordering Papa Johns, only going to order from the one in Gatlinburg. So much better.

 

[catfan in loserville]

My goal is to go on medical marijuana on July, 1, 2017.

Did I miss something? Do you live in ky?

 

[BlueRaider22]

I'm just glad 2016's dead. My wife and I had one of those "life's a *****" years. Just a lot of family stress and loss (not between she and I), if you know what I mean. In any case, we're just ready for it to be over with so that we can move on. We were due......we had almost 10 yrs of good luck, it was time for a bad stretch. In any case, it seems to be past.....let's see if 2017 brings better fortune.

 

[MrLair]

Make a golf ball case.

 

[H. Lecter]

Did I miss something? Do you live in ky?

I'm wondering the same thing...

 

[Get Buckets]

I'm wondering the same thing...

Willy lives on the abandoned Discovery Island at Disney iirc.

 

[H. Lecter]

[QUOTE="What do you think fellow Paddock posters plan to change?
[/QUOTE]
JasonSpear-nothing
KyBobcat-find more naughty teachers
Willy-jerk off to more naughty teacher porn

 

[liveblue92]

Create a religious war thread in 2017 is my main goal.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

2 chicks at the same time

 

[UKserialkiller]

Did I miss something? Do you live in ky?

No. I live by the big corporate mouse in the Sunburn state

 

[funKYcat75]

Refine perfection.

 

[TortElvisII]

It looks like recognizing Glenn for the greatness of his takes is the in thing for 2017. About time.

 

[jtrue28]

When ordering Papa Johns, only going to order from the one in Gatlinburg. So much better.

Think it burned down.

 

[KyFaninNC]

I am 66 years old, so my goal is to get more poontang this year.

 

[TortElvisII]

My goal is to drive like old people f***.

Slow and sloppy.

 

[crazyqx83_rivals88013]

Willy lives on the abandoned Discovery Island at Disney iirc.

I'll bet he trains the alligators to attack little kids on the downtown disney shoreline. And then to rape their mothers.

They should make a movie about this.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I'll bet he trains the alligators to attack little kids on the downtown disney shoreline. And then to rape their mothers.

They should make a movie about this.

Ha ha ha id watch that

 

[warrior-cat]

I am going to try and understand hate speech and hatefulness by trying to understand progressives better. Not to be one, just try to understand why they are intolerant and hateful to those who pay the bills.

 

[PhattyJ4UK_rivals309166]

I am going to try and understand hate speech and hatefulness by trying to understand progressives better. Not to be one, just try to understand why they are intolerant and hateful to those who pay the bills.

And im going to try to wipe them from the USA

 

[Moopyj]

respeck peoples' safe spaces and their gender choice.

 

[-LEK-]

Better jack it. Prostate cancer prevention

Have to check out VR porn.

 

[Free_Salato_Blue]

Invest in safe VR sex peripherals market.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Have to check out VR porn.

VR- Vomit Reality porn?

****, sign me up brother

 

[We-Todd-Did]

I plan to get to the bottom of the climate change and best steak in Lexington issues.