NOT how I pictured the Lord...

[UKserialkiller]

So John Case went and saw Tom Hanks in a terrible performance of the Da Vinci Code and thought "hmmmmm, Jesus DNA- The Genesis Code"

Sounds almost like a Chinese knock-off Rouie Vuitton purse.

 

[DUNNSTILLFREENALIVE]

Jordan Smith said Great is Thy faithfulness and then he inspired America and won the voice.

 

[Bodvar Bjarki]

And now you know the rest of the story...

 

[DUNNSTILLFREENALIVE]

Oh yeah, the best basketball player in the world worships Jesus, his name is Stephen Curry and the Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton is a Christian and loves Jesus too. They on Jesus team and I am too.

 

[DUNNSTILLFREENALIVE]

Y'all remember Cameron Mills and Jeff Sheppard? Yeah they believe Jesus is God too. There are many millions of people who love Jesus.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Jesus = Vlade Divac

Meh, I can live with that.

 

[mrhotdice]

I know he was from that part of the world.....and maybe that makes me a bad person....but I am used to the "traditional" look.

There's a special heat room in hell for these two idiots.

 

[3 fan_rivals214492]

Crossing the line some huh guys...

 

[Bodvar Bjarki]

Who would have thought that Jesus looked like Tuco?

 

[IdaCat]

Who would have thought that Jesus looked like Tuco?

That's what I thought too.

 

[IdaCat]

There's a special heat room in hell for these two idiots.

 

[From-the-stands]

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says like, "I'm here to be formal, but I also like to party too" cause that's like me, I like to party so I want my Jesus to party.

I think you're thinking about "Mullet Jesus". All tax assessor in the front, but, turning-water-in-to-wine party guy in the back.

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

Crossing the line some huh guys...

 

[Bodvar Bjarki]

 

[Lob2Davis]

Hope Jesus doesn't need to get on a commercial flight any time soon.

 

[Lob2Davis]

Ok, but I think you got my point,
You are correct but the word I was attempting to spell was and is sometimes used on tv

I think the point was that it was Nazarites, men who had joined a specific religious order like Samson, who had to leave their hair long, not everyone from Nazareth.

 

[Lob2Davis]

Jesus's DNA? Yeah, I'd be curious to look at that under a microscope.

Wonder how people would freak out if they found that Bin Laden is a direct descendant of Jesus.

Considering He didn't have any kids, probably quite a few.

 

[Saguaro Cat]

 

[jwheat]

The hornets really knew what they were doing trading Kobe for Jesus. We all thought they were crazy.

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

Not sure if posted yet but this is my favorite:

 

[DUNNSTILLFREENALIVE]

Clemson coach is a Christian, did a good job, can't discriminate Christians,they ain't having it. The bible still the boss book, that still ain't changed, Star Wars and avatar don't come close

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

Clemson coach is a Christian

looks like Saban is a better one

 

[UKserialkiller]

Sounds like we need to eat someone's butthole like a harmonica to one of my favorite songs, "My Old Kentucky Holmes"

 

[-LEK-]

Sounds like we need to eat someone's butthole like a harmonica to one of my favorite songs, "My Old Kentucky Holmes"

No clue what that means but :100points: endorse.

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

Sounds like we need to eat someone's butthole like a harmonica to one of my favorite songs, "My Old Kentucky Holmes"

a lot of microaggressions buried in that post. the proper term is actually "tongue punch someone's fart box".

bigot.