Not sure where this goes, but... wood or wood not???
- Thread starter drawing_dead
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I’m not even sure what S&M means.
By saying so I hope it keeps me from being decapitated and my Peter severed and put in a crock pot.
Guess they should up her Valium to 3 a day. No more whiskey for breakfast for her either.
One of my exs tried to run over me with her car and not long after attempted to OD on lithium. And the weird thing is, I kind of miss her sometimes.
Leave your shoes on. Hold her down, never ever let her on top, wear sweats you can just pull back up. Plus when you're running away it looks like you're jogging.
That's an awesome twitter handle and associated content.. Mugshawtys.
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Twitter is soooo awesome right now lol
Good grief, I stay away from women with eyes like that.
***** needs a full rite of exorcism.
***** needs a full rite of exorcism.
Ok, who here is AD's unibrow? 
She'll skate with my perfect defense. Self identifies as a praying mantis!
The black widow spider eats her mate after sex. Sucks him dry.
The preying mantis bites off her mate’s head during sex.
We’re lucky this pyschopathic woman is an aberration instead of our species’ norm.
The preying mantis bites off her mate’s head during sex.
We’re lucky this pyschopathic woman is an aberration instead of our species’ norm.
"Last night when you said you loved me I knew we would be spending the rest of our lives together so I killed your wife and kids with a hatchet while you were asleep. Surprise!"Anyone want to caption this?
