What's an EMU?
Is it a bird or a team?
Clip the Eagles' wings.
Is it a bird or a team?
Clip the Eagles' wings.
OFFICIAL EMU Haiku Thread
- Thread starter Knight Shift
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Directional School.
Once Turay finds their backfield
They'll ask which way's up?
Once Turay finds their backfield
They'll ask which way's up?
Under Flood, we just
beat them. But, under Ash, we
will destroy this team.
beat them. But, under Ash, we
will destroy this team.
Eagles they are now
Hurons died the PC death
Knights eat wings for lunch
Hurons died the PC death
Knights eat wings for lunch
Not the time to rip Flood. The OL & DL are all of his players. Just look forward and be happy.
The emu dances
Without a care in the world
Cut down by the knight
Without a care in the world
Cut down by the knight
Spread a little close
Put your money on RU
And you will win twice
Put your money on RU
And you will win twice
Eagles flying high
But turbulence is ahead
Red Storm not Irma
But turbulence is ahead
Red Storm not Irma
The Tucker Auto
Baby you can drive my car?
Ypsilanti fail
Ypsilanti birds
Fly from the Huron River
Drown in Raritan
Baby you can drive my car?
Ypsilanti fail
Ypsilanti birds
Fly from the Huron River
Drown in Raritan
The past has passed by
Like Boston sang-Don't Look Back
Ash and the future
Like Boston sang-Don't Look Back
Ash and the future
Will fans rip Bolin
Will fans rip Ash play calling
Those I will ignore
Will fans rip Ash play calling
Those I will ignore
We win by 40
Most say "it was just Eastern"
Al predicts Rose Bowl
Most say "it was just Eastern"
Al predicts Rose Bowl
Week 1 loss still stings
Rip off their heads and their limbs
Their blood brings me warmth
Rip off their heads and their limbs
Their blood brings me warmth
Eagles are improved
But then again so are we
Tailgate starts at 8
But then again so are we
Tailgate starts at 8
Eagles they fly high
And they sh## right in your eye.
So glad cows don't fly!
And they sh## right in your eye.
So glad cows don't fly!
Tailgate #2
I'm preparing eagle stew
Bet it tastes like shoe.
I'm preparing eagle stew
Bet it tastes like shoe.
The hunt continues
bELieve we will win by 10
Big day for Bolin
bELieve we will win by 10
Big day for Bolin
Eagles' wings are clipped
Scarlet Knights carry the day
Gus the Bus runs wild
Scarlet Knights carry the day
Gus the Bus runs wild
A wayward Eagle
Has stumbled into our path
Cook him for dinner.
Has stumbled into our path
Cook him for dinner.
Scarlet Knights will make
Emu Burgers all day long
Yum, that bird tastes good!
Emu Burgers all day long
Yum, that bird tastes good!
An Emu or Eagle
Might outplay a Chanticleer
But birds can't beat Knights
Might outplay a Chanticleer
But birds can't beat Knights