OFFICIAL Michigan Wolverine Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Ruin their homecoming
Like Deltas in Animal House
Knights ride deathmobile

 

[Jerseylegends]

JJ McCarthy sacked for the 6th time
Upset win because of the defensive line
RU top 25 it's been a long time

 

[Morrischiano2]

I’m not sure we score
We’re like Giants they’re Cowboys
Mel Tucker’s pee pee!

 

[Morrischiano2]

JJ McCarthy sacked for the 6th time
Upset win because of the defensive line
RU top 25 it's been a long time

5-7-5

 

[Jerseylegends]

Format be damned lol

 

[Knight Shift]

I’m not sure we score
We’re like Giants they’re Cowboys
Mel Tucker’s pee pee!

Knights, on a steel horse
We ride into Ann Arbor
We leave as victors

 

[BeantownKnight]

Wolvs need to win this
Conf'rence Champs are all they got
They'll lose the playoffs

 

[RUforester72]

Mean tough Wolverines
Knights beat them once before.
Sighs in the big house!

Khaki pants stained red
JJ gets bad anal itch
Monangai runs free!

 

[RutHut_rivals]

I'm not RutgersAl
This week optimists humbled
I'd love to be wrong

 

[HeywoodGiant]

What time is the game?
will it be on btn?
I’d like to watch it

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Coach Harbaugh Returns
In time to lose to R Knights
Sad day, An Arbor

Sparty Cannot Win
So Rutgers will upset them
Green Knights for a Day

 

[Morrischiano2]

Monongai is great
We need 22 of him
Harbaugh phone sex much?

 

[Knight Shift]

I'm not RutgersAl
This week optimists humbled
I'd love to be wrong

Your help is needed
Lonely in Look Alike Thread
We can win that thread!

 

[WestSideBlue]

Ruin their homecoming
Like Deltas in Animal House
Knights ride deathmobile

This is gold. Tremendous effort. I mean, as a Michigan fan I certainly hope it doesn’t go down this way, but as a piece of art this is unimpeachable.

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Your help is needed
Lonely in Look Alike Thread
We can win that thread!

Not an upset there
We will take that W
Like every week

 

[Knight Shift]

This is gold. Tremendous effort. I mean, as a Michigan fan I certainly hope it doesn’t go down this way, but as a piece of art this is unimpeachable.

My advice to you
Is start drinking heavily
We'll dance with your dates!

 

[Scarlet16e2]

The big house is hushed
Final score favors the knights
B1G in disarray

 

[WestSideBlue]

My advice to you
Is start drinking heavily
We'll dance with your dates!

It wasn’t over
When Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
Or halftime last year

 

[iReC89]

if you go ruin
ruin with two syllables
like double edged sword


Coach Harbaugh does well
For a guy with a dumb look
always on his face

who names their mascot
after an extinct weasel?
stuck in the past much?

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Greg respects Harbaugh

Michigan respects no one

Monangai will chop

 

[Knight Shift]

It wasn’t over
When Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
Or halftime last year

If games were one half
Rutgers would win CFP
Better luck this year?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Playing the weasels
Let's ruin their homecoming
And leave with a win.

 

[Knight Shift]

Jim Harbaugh is back
After three game suspension
Greet him with a loss

 

[rurichdog]

U A W
On strike for higher wages!
Got to pay Harbaugh.

 

[rurichdog]

We need to increase
our haiku game. Our Knights must
not be defeated.

 

[MrsScrew_rivals32693]

Michigan Blue Bloods
Beware of New Jersey Team
We want 4 and 0