OFFICIAL Purdue Haiku Thread
- Thread starter Knight Shift
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Official mascot
The Boilermaker Special
Yeah, an f-ing train.
Pete is a mascot
Not the official mascot
Got it? Me neither.
Wikipedia
Says Purdue Pete: Athletic
Mascot; confusing
Also, there was a
Sidekick whose name was Rowdy
He was kicked to curb
What a mascot mess
Typical of engineers
They tinker too much
Choo choo choo choo choo
Time to stop our losing train
Stop Purdue train too
Purdue Pete face: weird
Looks like he's on Ozempic
Sir Henry should win
To be Pete you must
Have two point O GPA
Pete is not so smart
Time to stop our losing train
Stop Purdue train too
Purdue Pete face: weird
Looks like he's on Ozempic
Sir Henry should win
To be Pete you must
Have two point O GPA
Pete is not so smart
Offspring of Shelby
Has entered the Haiku fray
May peace be with you
Has entered the Haiku fray
May peace be with you
One BoilerMaker...
Many Boilermakers Later.
Did we win or lose?
Wait just a second,
Is it BOY-ILL-ER-MAKE-ER
or BOY-LER-MAKE-ER?
Many Boilermakers Later.
Did we win or lose?
Wait just a second,
Is it BOY-ILL-ER-MAKE-ER
or BOY-LER-MAKE-ER?
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Ahh.. the internet,
Never wrong, it speaks with might,
Truth bends to its light.
Ahh.. the internet,
Facts unchallenged, always true,
Scroll, believe, no clue.
Ahh.. the internet,
Crowning truth with every click,
Doubt drowns in its quick.
Ahh.. the internet,
Sarcasm cloaks its bold claim,
All facts win the game.
Ahh.. the internet,
Never errs, or so it sings,
Gospel in pings.
Grok wove these haikus,
From "Ahh.. internet" to truth,
AI crafts with ruth.
But what is this "ruth"?
archaic: compassionate,
careful artistry
A Haiku sonnet?
No, 14 lines in sonnet
So, a Haiku poem
Pome or a po-em?
Internet says either way
Using Grok cheating
Mrs. Bird on mend
Might see her at Maryland
Get a win today!
Might see her at Maryland
Get a win today!