OFFICIAL TTFP HAIKU THREAD

[DJ Spanky]

Nittany Lions
Stripe Out Game ends quite badly
O Line like Swiss Cheese.

 

[RUforester72]

In Happy Valley
RU is angry, charged up
and tames the lion!

(This ones for coach!)

 

[Knight Shift]

Hey DJ Spanky
It's my job to start Haiku
This is a warning.

 

[PatrickRU92]

Going to Cult Valley
Only way to kill zombies
Is chop off their heads

 

[Knight Shift]

Patrick delivers
Will be unhappy valley
when the Knights leave town

 

[RCTrooper]

Hey team you know that....
"Upstream, Red Team, Fight Fight Fight....."
isn't literal

 

[NYCTrader]

My football team
Having burnt down, I can
See the clear bright moon

 

[RCTrooper]

My football team
Having burnt down, I can
See the clear bright moon

NYC TRADER
Wrong Types of Cougars- Sooo Sad
Hit on player's mom?

 

[NYCTrader]

NYC TRADER
Wrong Types of Cougars- Sooo Sad
Hit on player's mom?

Sorry! It's true
After too many beers
I hit on Mrs...

 

[RCTrooper]

Sorry! It's true
After too many beers
I hit on Mrs...

Coo Coo Cachoo
Hey How YOU doin Ms Carooo?
Taper my T Shirt!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Hey DJ Spanky
It's my job to start Haiku
This is a warning.

You talkin' to me?
I'se gots yo warnin' right he'e!
Slacker done nothin'!

 

[DJ Spanky]

NYC Trader
Just a Banker wannabe
He yankin' your chain.

 

[Rutgers Man 22]

Hackenberg begs for
Mercy from The Dragon on
His back. The Knights win!

 

[RuBird]

Nittany Lions
Stripe Out Game ends quite badly
O Line like Swiss Cheese.

Suspensions aside
We beat Penn State by 14
Flood carried off field

 

[Rutgers Man 22]

Penn State O-line sucks
Tell you something you don't know?
Rutgers wins by 20

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Now we will visit
that team from pennsylvania
need home invaders

 

[mtmids]

Too long to weekend
Suspense killing me, and our
secondary too.

 

[JBL7979]

From my friend Joe who demands to be cited:
Molestation U
Wins tight over Domestic
Violence U, woe

 

[Knight Shift]

New secondary
No Carroo or Hamilton
We can still win this!

 

[RUHotTrumpetMonkeyLove]

Tailgate important
With half of team arrested
Must drink heavily

 

[DJ Spanky]

That team from PA
Exercises their QB
By fleeing the 'D'!

 

[mtmids]

Students, TTF
P, is lame
But say not FU.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Blue and White Stripes Fail
Most fans begin turning red
As their team goes down.

 

[RUROCKIN]

Striping sections stinks
The Scarlet section laughs last
We go home happy

 

[NYCTrader]

Message board posters
Sound like so many crickets
As evening fades

 

[JBL7979]

Yo, defensive line
We need you to step it up
Please sack hackenberg

 

[BeantownKnight]

Nineteen Eighty-Nine
Again! But, Our Team Mourns
Loss of it's Captain

 

[DJ Spanky]

Nineteen Eighty-Nine
Again! But, Our Team Mourns
Loss of it's Captain

Wrong year!

 

[jmg75]

Happy Valley Cats
Mostly all meow, no bite
Poop their litter box

 

[DJ Spanky]

Swiss cheese got nothin'
On TTFP's O Line
Gaping holes for all!

 

[RUROCKIN]

Hey you kitty cats
Saturday night Scarlet wins
Knights go home happy

 

[iReC89]

Temple is the team
Penn State also plays football
Lets flush number 2

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

wait.. no hamilton?
R U friggin kidding me?
beat ttfp

 

[Ruthinking]

Kyle Flood suspended
TTFP upended
Don't know what to think

 

[Knight Shift]

Coach Norries Wilson
Better Head Coach than Bob Shoop
Kick Franklin's *** too

 

[Knight Shift]

Eye on what matters
Kemoko through the turnstiles
Attack and sack Hack.

 

[DJ Spanky]

PSU's O Line
Swings open like saloon doors
Inviting Hack sacks.

 

[RCTrooper]

Scarlet Nation shamed
Disaster in name of Flood
Franklin's still a dick

 

[DJ Spanky]

The faithful go home
Crying in their Joe Pa Beer
Lamenting defeat.

 

[Ruthinking]

Game time 8 o'clock
I've got beer, rum, and vodka
Win or lose, I'll drink