Ohio Bobcat Haiku Thread

[NewJerseyGuy]

Don't you be pulling
Out your diphthong around here!
We're a family board.

Haiku taught me my

Syllable game is all wrong

Haiku for the win.


Fire and hire,

Wire, soil and boil

All one syllable

 

[iReC89]

Bobcats need earplugs
The cannon will be firing
Don't miss the fireworks!

Don't bring your mascot
Knights will be eating the cats
oops best not go there

 

[DJ Spanky]

Knights victorious
Tailgates feast on bobcat stew
Here kitty, kitty!

 

[n00dlejester]

Thrice the Ohios!
What a time to be alive.
Rutgers wins 'em all.

 

[Knight Shift]

What about Bobcat?
Tie mascot to mast of boat
Sink in Raritan

 

[WillieTheSilent]

Ancient schools collide,
Fall's crisp air hums with cheers,
Rutgers triumphs bold.

 

[Doctor Worm]

Ancient schools collide,
Fall's crisp air hums with cheers,
Rutgers triumphs bold.

Quality haiku
Emotional but concise
Vivid imagery

 

[Knight Shift]

Complaints have started
Before RU Fans enter
The SHI stadium

It's water bottles
The pretzels should not be cold
The lines are too long . . . .

 

[RUforester72]

Tomorrow begins
another football season!
GO Scarlet Knights GO!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Fire up the grills boys!
Bobcat stew on the menu
Roadkill from the field!

 

[RUforester72]

Bobcats declawed in
Piscataway New Jersey
Haiku gets assist.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Haiku leads the way

To the victors go the spoils

Rutgers wins Haiku