On3 Wrestling Thread
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Most here may not remember it, but my favorite wrestling angle was around 1999 when The Godfather had this bit where he'd be all "I'm so GD good y'all my **** don't even stink!" But then it got to where he was like acting like his actual turds literally didn't stink.
There was this promo he had back on Sunday Night Heat where he was back in the locker room standing next to a toilet and had 3 girls from his Ho Train next to him. He said he'd just taken the biggest dump of his life and the camera zoomed in and showed inside this nasty looking toilet revealing a huge mound of lumpy, black turds with stained toilet paper peeking out over the edge of the toilet. He told his girls "Go on babies, take a whiff.... if you can. I promise you babies that **** don't stink!"
So the first girl gets down on her knees and dips her head partially into the toilet, inhaling a deep breath. "Oh daddy, I don't smell nuthinn' Nuthin' at all." The second girl does the same thing, taking an even bigger whiff, and says "Oh daddy, I don't smell nuthin'. It just smell like... air-uh I guess." And then the third girl gets down there and starts to breathe it in and instantly starts gagging, vomiting all over the pile of ****, and screaming "Cut the f'n camera, I can't do this, that **** f'n reeks so bad..." The Godfather got so pissed in kayfabe he ended up pushing her head into the toilet and rubbing it all over his turds.
It was so good.
There was this promo he had back on Sunday Night Heat where he was back in the locker room standing next to a toilet and had 3 girls from his Ho Train next to him. He said he'd just taken the biggest dump of his life and the camera zoomed in and showed inside this nasty looking toilet revealing a huge mound of lumpy, black turds with stained toilet paper peeking out over the edge of the toilet. He told his girls "Go on babies, take a whiff.... if you can. I promise you babies that **** don't stink!"
So the first girl gets down on her knees and dips her head partially into the toilet, inhaling a deep breath. "Oh daddy, I don't smell nuthinn' Nuthin' at all." The second girl does the same thing, taking an even bigger whiff, and says "Oh daddy, I don't smell nuthin'. It just smell like... air-uh I guess." And then the third girl gets down there and starts to breathe it in and instantly starts gagging, vomiting all over the pile of ****, and screaming "Cut the f'n camera, I can't do this, that **** f'n reeks so bad..." The Godfather got so pissed in kayfabe he ended up pushing her head into the toilet and rubbing it all over his turds.
It was so good.
Corporate Cody and Cena yet again at Summerslam. Nia Jax and Tiffany Stratton last weekend at Night of Champions. Pathetic and lazy booking. And they are going to force that street walker Cardi B on everyone as the host for Summerslam. Jelly Roll supposedly getting a storyline. Such a joke.
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I really hope Drew gets the title at some point - he’s been so good the last few years.
Same here. It is about time Drew gets another title run. A real push, not a 5 minute reign unlike the Heavyweight Title at WM XL.
I’ve been thinking they might use the Roxanne and Dirty Dom storyline to set up Liv’s face turn when she comes back.
So this mean Dragon is gone? The board move was worth it just for that if ya ask me.
Nice highlight video of that match, perfectly set to an iconic '80's rock song:
One of the best and shocking moments in wrestling history!
Wonder what number beer of the day he took back from his ol lady after she stopped recording that…
Bron Breakker deserves another shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. Hasn't had one in two years since the Gold Rush match with Seth in NXT.
I hadn’t read it yet but you can tell she’s trying to change with the Alexa pairing, however, I think Alexa will end up flipping on her in order for Charlotte to come off more sympathetic.