One Wipe Charlies
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Things got a little sticky the other day so I squirted a little of my wife's bath n body works peppermint soap on the tp. Nice, refreshingly cool sensation. Added effect of self-freshening each time the wind blew throughout the day. Wonder if the ad guy for bbw's could use it in his next ad campaign ?
We got a badet added to our toilet. It's freaking awesome.
My wife steals toilet paper from restaurants and brings home extra hotel rolls too. So we use pretty rough paper.
You should feel my skin around my anus, it feels like acne scars and is often quite chafed. I think the peppermint from One Wipe Charlie would sting it even worse. So I'll have to pass on that
I'm currently using my wife's Huggies wet wipes at least once a week.
Going to give you a hard no on that one.
Just because he left the team doesn't mean you should demean him.
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Never heard of these but had a co-worker that showed up one day with a big wet spot in the rear of his pants. Turns out that he used Crisco on his hemorrhoids in order to get relief but it sweated through his pants. Never heard of that one.
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Hell, I had a coworker who had his wife pour Sea Breeze on his hemorrhoids. Said he started out with setting up a box fan in the bath room to blow on his ***, then dropped his drawers and got her to dab it on with a cotton ball. He said it didn't sting as bad as he thought, so he told her to pour it on. When she did that, he said he almost hit the bath room ceiling and knocked the fan over. He was screaming for her to turn the water on in the tub, but she had collapsed laughing outside the door. He turned the cold water on, and jumped in with his shorts still around his ankles. This guy had taken a bullet in the leg in Nam, but he said that was nothing compared to this.
Do you mean a bidet? Or did you actually add a WR to your *******?
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Isn't Sea Breeze the same as Witch Hazel? If so it must've been one heck of a burn. Worst self-inflicted pain I ever saw was when I was 14 and talking to a girl I was dating on the phone. Heard her Dad scream and she hung up abruptly and said she'd call back. Finally heard from her that evening and she had just gotten back from the ER with her family. Her Dad put Absorbine Jr. on his hemorrhoids and he had one barbecued butt. She said they took him to the ER where they put some sort of cream on them. Where one would get the idea to use Absorbine Jr. in that area I'll never know.
Not sure if it's the same as Witch Hazel, but my 1st wife used to use it and it smelled like acetone. :scream:
I think you're slightly over playing and over compensating for a more embarrassing truth.
Don't push so hard. Have some fiber. I like multi-grain cheerios. You'll start to feel better. If I'd have known you walk around feeling like your Anus was muddy I'd have told you sooner. Soon you'll be able to buy whitey tighteys and not be ashamed to show your wife. No more black briefs for ole willie! Those awful skids don't have to be who you are.
Good rule of thumb. If it stings the nostrils it'll sting the anus. And a stung anus is wet and Heinous.
Eat good John Spartan.
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hahaha
I think it's more of my obsession of wanting a clean brown eye. Definitely overcompensating for sure. I have this fantasy that some chick off the street will come up to me and ask to eat my butthole. Prolly will never happen, but I wanna make sure I'm ready to go when it does.
Seems appropriate here.
The best product I've ever used, and I've tried a lot to stop the swamp *** is called "fresh balls"
No burn. No sting. Goes on as a cream. Dries to a powder. Helps a lot. Especially for "heavy wipers" like Willy
The best product I've ever used, and I've tried a lot to stop the swamp *** is called "fresh balls"
No burn. No sting. Goes on as a cream. Dries to a powder. Helps a lot. Especially for "heavy wipers" like Willy
It's available at CVS or Amazon. It's intended to reduce ball sweat so you don't gross out the chick that you brought home from the club when she goes down on you. I don't really see it as a clean bung product unless you have a leakage problem.
No. In all seriousness. My 75-y/o Indian colorectal doc recommended this to me a few years back. This is the best **** ever. Listen to me. This **** is centuries old Chinese magic in a tube. Roids? Good to go. Raw poopchute? Good to go and back to normal within a day. Kids have acne? Scratches? Good to go. Broken wrist? I'd try this **** first. No kidding. It's awesome for healing ANYTHING. It will light your **** up for about 5 minutes, but that just means it's working.
It's available at CVS or Amazon. It's intended to reduce ball sweat so you don't gross out the chick that you brought home from the club when she goes down on you. I don't really see it as a clean bung product unless you have a leakage problem.
My mind is blown.
Wanted to invent a roll on deodorant for the testees, but that's out the door now.
Thank for all that too much info... I'm on septic but guess I could just toss them in the wife's trash and let her figure it out..........