I highly recommend procuring a sizable mound of blow and a half dozen hookers. Invite one buddy and have a world cup party.So what is everybody doing tomorrow afternoon? Working from home? Taking off? Watching at work? Think I'm leaving the office at 1 and taking the next few hours off.
As always, remember to combine good manners (guests go first) and the buddy system. Have your buddy try the blow first in case it contains Fentanyl. If he starts to look sluggish or sleepy, continue the good manners and be certain to very quickly thank him for his altruism.
As mom taught us, the proper use of good manners is it's own reward.