Watched a couple of Chuck Norris movies today. Lone Wolf McQuad and Breaker , Breaker. Forgot how bad a dude he is. Chuck Norris could have given unCheat the death penalty. OFC
OT: Chuck Norris
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They once made a Chuck Norris brand of toilet paper. It failed miserably. Because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody.
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on Satellite TV.
When cops pull Chuck Norris, they try to talk their way out of it.
Yesterday, someone stole Chuck Norris' daughters virginity. Today, he took it back.
Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
Show we need you in Hollywood too!! Good stuff, and it didnt even "go over my head!"
OFC
Last week Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they're just called ---- the islands.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Norris is so tough Roy admitted to him he knew about the fake classes before Chuck even asked him.
OFC
OFC
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the ground down.
Monsters check under their beds for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t foolish enough to attack him.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When Joel Berry enters the game, Guru Gary gets turned on, and Steat's brain is still set to off.
Chuck Norris heard nothing can kill him. So he hunted down nothing and killed it
Chuck Norris took all of hof coach roy williams time outs and told him he was not getting them back ever again and smart *** hof coach roy williams said fine I don't ever use them any way. So then Chuck Norris took away all of hof coach roy williams one and done recruits and smart as hof coach roy williams said fine I don't ever 'cruit them anyway. So then Chuck Norris took away hof coach roy williams banana farm and smart *** hof coach roy williams said fine, go tell wanda. OFC
That's an excellent one shey. Chuck Norris once walked up a steercase and the steps just flattened out.
OFCGuru Gary once rescued his buddy Joel Berry when the escalator Berry was riding on quit.That's an excellent one shey. Chuck Norris once walked up a steercase and the steps just flattened out.
Chuck Norris can repair a a broken heart and he once repaired the break of day AND the crack of dawn.
Global warming will end as soon as Chuck Norris puts his shirt back on.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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