Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandaddy go out to play a round of golf.
Just before the son is ready to tee off, this 5'10 Victoria's Secret Model walks up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them.
The guys say sure, since she is obviously a beautiful woman.
The model turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit, stare at my *** or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my game".
The guys say okay, and Grandad asks if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her *** as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place the ball. She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball, 260 right up the middle. She just starts pounding these guys, parring every hole. They get to 18, and she has a 12-foot putt for par. She turns around sheepishly and says, "You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game. I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt.
Now if any of your opinions help me make the putt, I will give that guy an epic blow job he will never forget. "
The guys think, 'what a deal!' The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup."
The father walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall into the cup."
Grandaddy looks at both his kin in disgust, walks over, picks up the ball, drops it into the cup,... unzips his fly and says "That's a Gimme."
