Kids.. this is what a dud looks like. Don't be a dud in life! LOLImagine being 11 years old and thinking what you'd like to do when you grow up....
"Yeah, I want my *** fired out of a cheezy cannon so I can land on my head in front of a bunch of losers who paid to see it happen."
Good. Maybe they can melt that ish and use it to put out their F'n fires that are polluting my air here in Nebraska.
Ignoring the obvious(she ate then, how could they sue?), its funny because she's FAT.
She didn't eat them on purpose they were just drawn in by her gravitational pull.
Right there’s another place they could’ve put those bananas that would’ve been, shall I say, more ******?I don't see the problem here.
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