Jimmy Dugan . A League of Their Own. "There's no crying in baseball." OFC
OT: Favorite sports movie qoutes.
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Coach Norman Dale (Gene Hackman). Hoosiers. "My practices aren't designed for your enjoyment."
Also (ditto). "Welcome to Indiana basketball."
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Also (ditto). "Welcome to Indiana basketball."
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"You're killing me Smalls!"
Love The Sandlot.
Love The Sandlot.
"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff." - Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
The Sandlot is one of the greatest.
I always liked "Is that your sister out there in left field, naked, she's naked...shut up Smalls...alright, alright. Think she'd go out with me?"
Remember the Titans
"You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile."
"You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile."
From Tin Cup when he's talking to Romeo the caddy...
Cup: When a defining moment comes along you define the moment or the moment defines you.
Romeo: You defined it alright, and the definition was ****.
Cup: When a defining moment comes along you define the moment or the moment defines you.
Romeo: You defined it alright, and the definition was ****.
And this is one of my favorites....
"I sent in my application to The Real World so I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. And if that doesn't work out I'm thinking about getting a gun, and dealin' crack. Being a crack dealer. Not, like, a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly, like, "Hey, what's up guys? You want some crack?". I'm just kinda waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out." - Ricky Bobby, Talledega Nights
"I sent in my application to The Real World so I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. And if that doesn't work out I'm thinking about getting a gun, and dealin' crack. Being a crack dealer. Not, like, a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly, like, "Hey, what's up guys? You want some crack?". I'm just kinda waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out." - Ricky Bobby, Talledega Nights
I am going to go with "Dodgeball" being a sports movie and quote the ever quotable Patches Ohoulihan here;
" And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"
"I love the smell of queef in the morning."
My favorite and one I use a lot in life; "Son, you're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!"
" And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"
"I love the smell of queef in the morning."
My favorite and one I use a lot in life; "Son, you're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!"
So so many.
"You're killing me smalls" - The Sandlot
"Oh you are so full of crap. You're 5 feet nothing, a hundred and nothing, with hardly a speck of athletic ability..." - Rudy (truer words have never been spoken about my personal athletic accomplishment.)
The whole speech for that matter is awesome -
"I'm a winner. I'm going to win" - Remember the Titans
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" or "Ooh.. Right in the testicles. Ouchtown, population you bro" - Dodgeball
"Scuse me I'm talking here" White Men Can't Jump
I'm sure I'm missing a ton.
"You're killing me smalls" - The Sandlot
"Oh you are so full of crap. You're 5 feet nothing, a hundred and nothing, with hardly a speck of athletic ability..." - Rudy (truer words have never been spoken about my personal athletic accomplishment.)
The whole speech for that matter is awesome -
"I'm a winner. I'm going to win" - Remember the Titans
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" or "Ooh.. Right in the testicles. Ouchtown, population you bro" - Dodgeball
"Scuse me I'm talking here" White Men Can't Jump
I'm sure I'm missing a ton.
Not a movie, but love Coach Taylor's mantra in Friday Night Lights the TV show: "Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose."
Some Harry Doyle (Bob Uecker) quotes from Major League.
"In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar."
"Just a reminder, fans, comin' up is our "Die-hard Night" here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant."
"Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor."
"In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar."
"Just a reminder, fans, comin' up is our "Die-hard Night" here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant."
"Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor."
Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?
I don't know about anyone else, but I've always loved 'The Best of Times' with Robin Williams & Kurt Russell. Some great stuff in that one.
Jack Dundee (Robin Williams): "You better watch it, Dr. Death! I'm pretty damn fast for a Caucasian".
That still cracks me up!
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Jack Dundee (Robin Williams): "You better watch it, Dr. Death! I'm pretty damn fast for a Caucasian".
That still cracks me up!
OFC
Duke Basketball. (closed group) is how it is listed. There are several of us on there including Heyman25 and spike. There are others but they go by their real names. They told me they were on DI but didn't tell me their DI names. I just happen to know Heyman and spikes names. I wish they would let me now. The group is ok but there a few that get a little crazy. OFC
Cool I just made a new favcbook after a long while away..I'll try to get added and if so I'll tell u who I am lol
I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the goddamn goalie never knew what the **** hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'm here, sitting alone in my room, and I start crying.
That's right, I start crying. Because another human being, a species that I happen to belong to, could kick a ball, and lift himself, and the rest of us sad-assed human beings, up to a better place to be, if only for a minute... let me tell ya, kid - it was pretty goddamned glorious. It ain't the six minutes... it's what happens in that six minutes.
Elmo- Vision Quest
That's right, I start crying. Because another human being, a species that I happen to belong to, could kick a ball, and lift himself, and the rest of us sad-assed human beings, up to a better place to be, if only for a minute... let me tell ya, kid - it was pretty goddamned glorious. It ain't the six minutes... it's what happens in that six minutes.
Elmo- Vision Quest
Hoosiers:
Opal Fleener: Sun don't shine on the same dog's *** everyday, but, mister you ain't seen a ray of light since you got here.
Opal Fleener: Sun don't shine on the same dog's *** everyday, but, mister you ain't seen a ray of light since you got here.
I've talked to him via face book and he told me he needed some time off. I told him how much we all missed him and how valuable he was to the board. He said he would return in time. OFC
To beat me..he's going to have to kill me. And to do that he's going to have to have the heart to stand in front of me...and to do that he's got to be willing to die himself...I don't know if he's ready to do that...I don't know.
Rocky in Rocky IV
Rocky in Rocky IV
"I don't want them to gain another yard! You blitz all night! If they cross the line of scrimmage, I'm gonna take every last one of you out! You make sure they remember, forever, the night they played the Titans!" ~ Coach Yost, Remember The Titans
Not from a movie but from a pretty good coach.
"When my time on Earth is gone, and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ***."
Bobby Knight
"When my time on Earth is gone, and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ***."
Bobby Knight
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I'm fairly certain that quote was used in ESPN's movie 'A season on the Brink' starring Brian Dennehy. Also from that movie:
"When he's calling you an *******, don't listen. When he tells you why you're an *******, listen."
I'm fairly certain that quote was used in ESPN's movie 'A season on the Brink' starring Brian Dennehy. Also from that movie:
"When he's calling you an *******, don't listen. When he tells you why you're an *******, listen."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8vhLxCc28s
And spoilers for anyone who hasn't seen this yet. But, I loved this film:
I'm a member of a Duke group on Facebook as well it's listed as UNC Sucks - Go Duke. It's a pretty cool group with the exception of a few that go over the top crazy if/when we lose a game, also the occasional UNC fan somehow finds a way into the group. It's also a closed group.
A couple quotes from The Longest Yard
Turley (The Great Khali) "I'm glad you're back. Now I Don't have to stab you"
Deacon Moss "This is baby-back bullsh!t"
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