1. A guy was laying down on the couch while talking with his therapist.
Therapist: "If you were stuck on a desert island, who would you like to be stuck with?"
Guy: "My Uncle Dave".
Therapist: "And why's that? Is it because he'd have a calming influence on you?"
Guy: "No. He's got a boat".
2. People who say their wedding day was their best day ever, have obviously never had two Kit Kats fall out of a vending machine.
3. I remember trading the Japanese stock market back in 1988. The employer had bought and printed all the 40k hats and t shirts. The market peaked at about 39k. It took 30+ years to reach 40k after that. The real bad news was that the t shirt didn't fit anymore.
Therapist: "If you were stuck on a desert island, who would you like to be stuck with?"
Guy: "My Uncle Dave".
Therapist: "And why's that? Is it because he'd have a calming influence on you?"
Guy: "No. He's got a boat".
2. People who say their wedding day was their best day ever, have obviously never had two Kit Kats fall out of a vending machine.
3. I remember trading the Japanese stock market back in 1988. The employer had bought and printed all the 40k hats and t shirts. The market peaked at about 39k. It took 30+ years to reach 40k after that. The real bad news was that the t shirt didn't fit anymore.
