OT: Help with a prank

[RUHotTrumpetMonkeyLove]

Going to rely on the ingenuity of intelligent Rutgers alums to be creative with a prank.
My neighbors just finished having their house renovated. Because it's still winter, they're waiting until the spring for the new landscaping in their backyard. Currently sitting in the yard is their old toilet. Fake sleeping animal?

For the record I like these people. Our daughters play together and I would like them to continue doing so. :Wink:

 

[MadRU]

 

[RU4Real]

Personally, I'd give strong consideration to the Old School approach. Just pop over there one night after everyone is asleep and **** in the toilet.

 

[MadRU]

 

[RUevolution36]

the tank would be a nice echo chamber. a bluetooth speaker hidden in there where you can play animal sounds loudly randomly during the evening would be good.

mentos/coke bomb if you know they're paying attention also works.

 

[250andCounting]

fill it with dirt and plant flowers in the bowl (they may have to be fake flowers)

 

[theRU]

 

[DJ Spanky]

Get one of those fake bums, and position it so that it appears to be sticking out of the bowl.

Or, get a pair of fake legs and feet, and do the same with that so they're sticking up in the air. Adding sound effects would be great.

 

[MadRU]

mannequin sitting on toilet

 

[MadRU]

This is actually a thing, a challenge.

 

[theRU]

mannequin sitting on toilet

if you are really ambitious, get a standing mannequin with a pond pump. Recirculate the water out of the mannequin into the toilet bowl. This gets you the win but has the highest level of difficulty.

 

[Scarlet_Scourge]

hire a horse and have it poop in it.

 

[phlop87]

Doctor up a letter using your town letterhead. Saying town inspector noticed the addition of another 1/2 bath and the tax assessor has increased taxes by X amount to cover the addition

 

[Scarlet Haze]

This will only cost a few bucks

 

[RU848789]

Going to rely on the ingenuity of intelligent Rutgers alums to be creative with a prank.
My neighbors just finished having their house renovated. Because it's still winter, they're waiting until the spring for the new landscaping in their backyard. Currently sitting in the yard is their old toilet. Fake sleeping animal?

For the record I like these people. Our daughters play together and I would like them to continue doing so. :Wink:

As parents, it's your duty to prepare your daughters for the future and what better way than to start teaching them about drunken hurling etiquette - nothing says BFFs more than learning how to hold your BFF's hair while she prays to the porcelain god.

 

[SkilletHead2]

Paint "R. Mutt" on it.

Who wins the prize for figuring out the reference here?

 

[R1776U]

get this from Home Depot and put a bag in the tank and one in the bowl.... JUST ADD WATER!!!!! and have some fun laughing you *** off:Laughing:Laughing:Laughing:Laughing:Laughing:Laughing... **** (no pun intended) will dry pretty damn quick(crete)... hehehehehehehehe i'm horrible

 

[ScarletCrimson]

Drop a log. Keep chopping.

 

[RutHut_rivals]

If they are GOT fans, attach a bunch of swords and turn it into the iron throne.

 

[rurichdog]

Sneak into their yard every day and move it about 6 inches closer to the house each time

 

[argofax]

Fill it with Baby Ruth candy bars and then take one out and eat it in front of them. Like Caddyshack.

 

[RUsince52]

Put a sign on it, the one bowl we actually had a chance to make, but never got the invite. Typical Ash in the end.

 

[Extra Point_rivals157299]

Make a toilet roll dispenser to put next to it with a roll of partially unrolled toilet paper. Maybe put a used newspaper on the top of the bowl too, people like to read while sitting on it.

 

[OntheBanks]

get this from Home Depot and put a bag in the tank and one in the bowl.... JUST ADD WATER!!!!! and have some fun laughing you *** off:Laughing:Laughing:Laughing:Laughing:Laughing:Laughing... **** (no pun intended) will dry pretty damn quick(crete)... hehehehehehehehe i'm horrible

get this from Home Depot and put a bag in the tank and one in the bowl.... JUST ADD WATER!!!!! and have some fun laughing you *** off:Laughing:Laughing:Laughing:Laughing:Laughing:Laughing... **** (no pun intended) will dry pretty damn quick(crete)... hehehehehehehehe i'm horrible

Sounds good but before you do that. In the middle of the night move the toilet to their front porch or front sidewalk, then load up the Quikrete.

 

[czxqa]

So many great ideas in this thread.

 

[RUHotTrumpetMonkeyLove]

So many great ideas in this thread.

Agreed. Have to see if the lid is still on the bowl...