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Soonersincefitty

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Well all have heard the one about the fellow in Arkansas that was so lazy, he married a pregnant gal...

Got a new one I thought was pretty good.

"I shot a whole magazine of nerf darts at my light switch, when I ran out I slept with the light on".
What do ya got?

(come on humor me, the board is stagnating):D
 
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Section22Sooner said:
I'm so lazy, I didn't pay the rent for two months. Well, my landlord took me to court, and the judge went all Judge Judy on me and told me I need to get the hell out in four days. I am in shock.
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You too, It must be an going around.............HA!
 
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Section22Sooner said:
Actually, I just made that up. I was going to say that I am so lazy, I missed the deadline to pay for my OU FB season tickets, but it was intentional so instead I decided to save that for a thread titled something like, "Have you ever told somebody to go to hell?"
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So, two two, what's the story on that?
To retain two tickets you would have had to pay double? Or more?

Damn, I like Joe C. but that is whack.
 
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Our new system, Contour II, has voice activated commands...Don't even have to waste energy lifting the remote, or your hands...;)
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Does the Contour II take into account slurred speech, glassy eyes? Is programming involved or is it plug and play? Will you be listening in on my most intimate moments?
 
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hOUston... said:
Does the Contour II take into account slurred speech, glassy eyes? Is programming involved or is it plug and play? Will you be listening in on my most intimate moments?
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I listened to yours, already, and was totally shocked! You really need to find some way to up your game! :p
 
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