OT: Random Thoughts Thread.

[DHajekRC84]

Hey we got drinking threads and one word threads. So why not an off season random thoughts thread.

Here's mine for today. Should I rotate my tires direct front to back or front to back criss-cross?

 

[mikebal9]

Here's mine: Kyler Murray scrambles like a 4 year old that stole candy off the table and is running from his parents.

 

[Dpgru]

Here’s mine ... Why do so many restaurants put the employees must wash their hand sign on the mirror over the sink in the restroom. All that does is give the employee something to read while they are already washing their hands.

 

[Knight Shift]

Thinking about starting a Fran Brown Haiku thread, but fear it will get locked

 

[Jm0513]

Here's mine..
Pet Peeves..
Sniffling!!
How does someone sit there and just continuously sniffle? It's so disgusting. Blow your freakin nose!

 

[Knight Shift]

Here's mine..
Pet Peeves..
Sniffling!!
How does someone sit there and just continuously sniffle? It's so disgusting. Blow your freakin nose!

A kid in our school carpool from 10 years ago constantly sniffled. We still refer to that kid as Sniffles.

Don't blow your nose at a restaurant table, and please not into the cloth napkin. Hurl worthy.

 

[RUevolution36]

Here's mine..
Pet Peeves..
Sniffling!!
How does someone sit there and just continuously sniffle? It's so disgusting. Blow your freakin nose!

 

[RU in IM]

Why do people shovel the next spoonful of cereal in their mouth before fully chewing and swallowing the previous spoonful? (But I am one of them, but don’t know why I do it)

 

[RUevolution36]

Why do people shovel the next spoonful of cereal in their mouth before fully chewing and swallowing the previous spoonful? (But I am one of them, but don’t know why I do it)

continuous flavor.

 

[Knight Shift]

If a person skips the morning meal, then is the midday meal not lunch, but breakfast?

 

[RUevolution36]

Hey we got drinking threads and one word threads. So why not an off season random thoughts thread.

Here's mine for today. Should I rotate my tires direct front to back or front to back criss-cross?

criss cross applesauce?

 

[RUevolution36]

Here’s mine ... Why do so many restaurants put the employees must wash their hand sign on the mirror over the sink in the restroom. All that does is give the employee something to read while they are already washing their hands.

shh...not all employees wash their hands.

 

[RUevolution36]

If a person skips the morning meal, then is the midday meal not lunch, but breakfast?

it's breakfast to me. especially if it involves coffee.

 

[Mikemarc]

I’ve always wondered how to read “do not touch” in Braille.

 

[RUevolution36]

I’ve always wondered how to read “do not touch” in Braille.

with feeling.

 

[Knight Shift]

it's breakfast to me. especially if it involves coffee.

Was once on a one meal a day diet, and only ate in the early evening/late afternoon. Was that breakfast?

The saying "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" was started by the Kellogg Company to sell their breakfast cereal. What a load of baloney and pure garbage.

 

[Knight Shift]

I’ve always wondered how to read “do not touch” in Braille.

I can't see the problem you are having.

 

[RUevolution36]

Was once on a one meal a day diet, and only ate in the early evening/late afternoon. Was that breakfast?

The saying "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" was started by the Kellogg Company to sell their breakfast cereal. What a load of baloney and pure garbage.

don't let anyone tell you what kind of meal you're eating. its whatever you feel it should be called. those labels are for boomers and squares.

 

[Knight Shift]

don't let anyone tell you what kind of meal you're eating. its whatever you feel it should be called. those labels are for boomers and squares.

Remember when Chris Ash went on the radio with Boomer to talk about the Maryland game, and he did not know Boomer had played college ball at Maryland. Chris was a square.

 

[RutHut_rivals]

With so many hot meteorologists out there, why do we get numbers?

 

[RUevolution36]

With so many hot meteorologists out there, why do we get numbers?

we get what we deserve.

 

[DJ Spanky]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

[RUevolution36]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

thoughtless and not mindful in the least.

 

[e5fdny]

I’ve always wondered how to read “do not touch” in Braille.

This should be read in Steven Wright’s voice.

 

[Morrischiano2]

Sometimes when I sit in a bathroom stall I hear someone wiping their butt with toilet paper back and forth; as if they were sanding a railing. What’s up with that?

 

[rubaseball78_rivals]

Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

 

[Colbert17!]

I’ve always wondered how to read “do not touch” in Braille.

How do sightless people pick up after their service dogs?

 

[Colbert17!]

Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

$$$$$

 

[tico brown]

Root Canal or Tooth Extraction?

 

[chickenpatty2]

I wonder if this is the year we find out whether or not Soylent Green really IS people.

 

[RW90]

shh...not all employees wash their hands.

I swear the former VP of our division didn't. I'd seen him exit the urinal and head straight for the door on multiple occasions. I pity the fools in the boardroom shaking hands with that man.

 

[RW90]

I’ve always wondered how to read “do not touch” in Braille.

How do blind people find Braile signs? Do they feel all four walls in a room? Even worse are Braile signs in a stairway.

 

[RUevolution36]

How do blind people find Braile signs? Do they feel all four walls in a room? Even worse are Braile signs in a stairway.

They smell them.

 

[DHajekRC84]

How do sightless people pick up after their service dogs?

still have their smell and touch senses.

 

[Dpgru]

Several years ago I was in an elevator and I saw a sign, in Braille, on the wall. Beneath it it said “elevator”. Why would you put the Braille elevator sign inside the elevator.

 

[hoquat63]

Just cause you’re wearing shoes, don’t mean you’re walking

 

[fischy5000]

 

[NickKnight 1]

$$$$$

I've been on their intrastate highways never got
on the interstate ones.

 

[Source]

Life is prevented by life insurance.

 

[Knight Shift]

Why does the BIG 12 have only 10 teams and the Big Ten has 14 teams?