OT: What A Letdown

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These three couples that all worked for the same corporation have to go to a large city and spend the night for the next day's convention.

They get to the hotel and find out there's been a mistake and only 2 rooms are available. The wives says, "Thats okay, the girls can stay in one room and the guys stay in the other."

So, in the middle of the night, the guy who's in middle starts tapping the guy on the shoulder and says, "Hey, I gotta get up man, i just woke up with the biggest erection I've had in 20 years." So he climbs over the guy and starts getting dressed.

The guy in bed says, "You want me to go with you?" The guy says, "No, why hell do you want to come?"
The guys says, "That erection you've been holding the last 30 minutes is mine."
 
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