OT: Who is the hottest USWNT Player?

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Hard for me to go against Hope, but Christen Press is pretty dang hot too...

Christen Press




Hope Solo



Alex Morgan



Sydney Leroux



Carli Lloyd




Ali Krieger




Tobin Heath




Julie Johnston

 

BlueRaider22

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For me
1. Alex Morgan


2. Christen Press


3. Hope Solo-fist



4. Julie Johnston


5. Sydney Leroux - definitely has the best image portfolio though....


6. Ali Krieger



7. Kelley O'hara



8. Amy Rodriguez


9. Ashlyn Harris
 

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Ive always wondered who decided Alex Morgan was this great looking broad. I see 3-4 girls in this thread who are better looking, add in the fact she has underdeveloped breasts and I dont get all the hype. I did a quick google image search before I posted this to make sure I wasnt missing anything, and it just confirmed that she is as overrated as they come.
 

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Ive always wondered who decided Alex Morgan was this great looking broad. I see 3-4 girls in this thread who are better looking, add in the fact she has underdeveloped breasts and I dont get all the hype. I did a quick google image search before I posted this to make sure I wasnt missing anything, and it just confirmed that she is as overrated as they come.

I'm with you on this one. I just can't get over her utter lack of rack and hips. I can handle no rack, but no hips?
 

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Ive always wondered who decided Alex Morgan was this great looking broad. I see 3-4 girls in this thread who are better looking, add in the fact she has underdeveloped breasts and I dont get all the hype. I did a quick google image search before I posted this to make sure I wasnt missing anything, and it just confirmed that she is as overrated as they come.

I think it depends on your perspective. Is she completely all over the net getting seen in the same light as someone like Scarlett Johanson? Not even close. There are millions upon millions who have Scarlett pics all over their computers and room walls. But, for a professional athlete......who's really good at her sport......Alex is pretty hot.

 

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Hope Solo is disgusting, and her ***** looks like Sarlacc. If you find her attractive, I question your sanity, sexuality, and competence as a human being.

OMG Sarlacc??? LMFAO x 100000000........000000000000000000000
 

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Alex Morgan - prettiest, wife material
Leroux - hottest, biggest cans awards, side piece
Hope Solo - deepest
Amy Rodriguez - future president of the Soccer Mom Association
Ashlyn Harris - needs more research
 
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funKYcat75

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Ok, these two have moved up the list a bit after my research. Harris and Krieger.

 

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Press>>>Morgan


Then Ali Krieger


Ashlyn Harris, very hot but could probably beat me up.


Plus we play for the same team if you know what I mean.
 

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The womens product has improved quite a bit. Alex was at her peak a few+ years ago when most of our team looked like Ellen Degeneras and ****. I am very impressed with what I see here. We're doing big things on the pitch now.

And c'mon, Alex is fire.
 

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Ive always wondered who decided Alex Morgan was this great looking broad. I see 3-4 girls in this thread who are better looking, add in the fact she has underdeveloped breasts and I dont get all the hype. I did a quick google image search before I posted this to make sure I wasnt missing anything, and it just confirmed that she is as overrated as they come.
I think she's as hot as they come but I don't require a woman to have double D's to be attractive. Great legs > big rack to me. As we used to say...more than a mouthful is a waste.
 

funKYcat75

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There were far less hot girls on these teams than I remember from previous world cups.
 

funKYcat75

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I guess the hotness pendulum has swung back towards softball players for a while.
 

funKYcat75

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I love a girl with a pony tail. Makes em look younger/more innocent

/ creep post
Wife played HS softball when we were dating and would rock the ponytail/bow combo, or the ponytail through the back of the hat. Good memories.