OT: Worse parenting - Cincy mom/gorilla or 13-YO impregnating teacher w/parent's approval?

gamecockcat

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It's close but I think I've got to go with 'approving' sexual relationship between 13 year old son and teacher. But, damn, the moron in Cincy who neglected to keep her child from getting into the gorilla cage gave it a helluva shot.
 

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Neglecting your child and having them potentially be torn apart limb by limb vs. allowing them to have sex prematurely....

....and you think allowing them to have sex is worse?

this is a no brainer...but both are pretty ****** parenting jobs.
 
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UKserialkiller

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Willy, I agree, especially if it's the mom that got the gorilla pregnant. But I wonder, who would pay the child support?


Well, if she wears a strap on loaded with warm gorilla *****, then she could definitely pull it off.

Zoo will prolly care for the kid.
 
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d2atTech

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Well, if she wears a strap on loaded with warm gorilla *****, then she could definitely pull it off.

Zoo will prolly care for the kid.

I was thinking a man-gorilla hybrid. and also no strap-on or ***** needed. I've often heard of stories where really determined women can get other women pregnant just by thinking fertile thoughts. i guess this mom would need to just concentrate real hard. but think about the possibilities. the man-gorilla might fall in love with a woman-whale. then would get married and reinvent the platypus.
 

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which parent would you like to have had ? One that sent you on sleep overs to get bj's and poon or ignored you to be water boarded by a silverback ? And you went with the silverback , interesting .
 
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Perrin75

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A responsible parent would have told that teacher anal only if you want to molest my kid. I think the fact a kid came from the Union definitely tips the bad parenting scales in their favor. A simple curfew with a 'mud turtle' test could have avoided this whole mess. I personally empathize with the Gorilla mom. There are so many distractions at the zoo. Hell, if they didn't want her looking away they shouldn't have put so much interesting stuff in the place. They are just begging you to look in every direction except for the one where your child is in.
 

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I have no issues with Cincinnati Zoo mom. They said it took about 5 to 10 seconds for the kid to get into the gorilla exhibit. Anyone on here that has or used to have a 4 year old, and says they never took their eyes off them for 10 seconds, is a liar. It's the most overblown story of the year so far. The Prosecutor is not going to file charges. The family has already refused to accept private money donations. And they've already said they will not seek money from the Zoo.

In spite of the socially accepted differences based on gender....the parents that allowed their teenager to have a sexual relationship with a woman twice his age are by far the worst parents. If the teen had been a girl and the teacher a man, those parents would have knocked Cincinnati Zoo mom out of the headlines by now.
 

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Let's see when I was 13 I was in the 7th grade. As I recall I had a smokin' hot English teacher named Ms. Reed who wore some very short skirts to school. If my dad would have given me the okay to get busy with her, I would have voted for him as parent of the century and bought him some new fishing tackle. But then again at age 13 I was thinking more about learning how to put good wood on a dang curve ball in little league instead of thinking about putting good wood to Ms. Reed.
 

UKserialkiller

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Let's see when I was 13 I was in the 7th grade. As I recall I had a smokin' hot English teacher named Ms. Reed who wore some very short skirts to school. If my dad would have given me the okay to get busy with her, I would have voted for him as parent of the century and bought him some new fishing tackle. But then again at age 13 I was thinking more about learning how to put good wood on a dang curve ball in little league instead of thinking about putting good wood to Ms. Reed.


Was Ms. Reed a gorilla?
 

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I have any problem with the Cincinnati mom. I have a problem with the ***** dad that didn't jump over to fight for his son.


Ok honestly I just want to watch a gorilla vs a man fight.
 

MrLair

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Still waiting for a Russian billionaire to put a tiger and grizzly bear in an empty swimming pool with a bunch of goats.
 

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I have no issues with Cincinnati Zoo mom. They said it took about 5 to 10 seconds for the kid to get into the gorilla exhibit. Anyone on here that has or used to have a 4 year old, and says they never took their eyes off them for 10 seconds, is a liar. It's the most overblown story of the year so far. The Prosecutor is not going to file charges. The family has already refused to accept private money donations. And they've already said they will not seek money from the Zoo.

In spite of the socially accepted differences based on gender....the parents that allowed their teenager to have a sexual relationship with a woman twice his age are by far the worst parents. If the teen had been a girl and the teacher a man, those parents would have knocked Cincinnati Zoo mom out of the headlines by now.

Thank you, that is the correct answer.