Passive-agressive antics between you and wife/gal

[crazyqx83_rivals88013]

You can go f*** yourself, numbnuts.

[laughing]

 

[funKYcat75]

I just consider our sinks communal. Bizarre concept, I know.

Yes. It is.

 

[DaBossIsBack]

Inevitably, I get blamed for screwing the lids on bottles/jars too tightly, so my classic is to go back behind her back and re-screw the lid on ultra-tight on whatever jar/bottle she herself just used. Then later it's like...

Can you open this? I've asked you a thousand times not to screw stuff on so tightly.
Wasn't me -- you were the last one to get some orange juice, remember?
pause
pause
(grudgingly) I guess it must have been stuck
Guess so

I've even gone so far as to use channel locks or a rubber strap wrench to apply extry torque [banana]

I'm the opposite. I usually don't screw lids back on the container. I just set them back on. Anything that requires shaking before opening usually results in a mess all over them and the floor. Funny stuff. It never gets old. And I never learn. It's not an intentional dick move or anything. I'm just too lazy to screw the lid back on.

 

[BlueBallz_rivals30790]

I'm signing your dog up right now on their website. I'm auditioning for you in Chicago. Or would Cleveland work? Let me ask you. Are these turds on straight sharp 90 degree angles or we talking a round pile. Because bro, I'm not going to put one more ounce of energy typing this stuff in if your dog is just shitting a 3 level circular stack. Sorry man.

http://www.americasgottalentauditions.com/audition-cities/

I'm signing your dog up right now on their website. I'm auditioning for you in Chicago. Or would Cleveland work? Let me ask you. Are these turds on straight sharp 90 degree angles or we talking a round pile. Because bro, I'm not going to put one more ounce of energy typing this stuff in if your dog is just shitting a 3 level circular stack. Sorry man.

http://www.americasgottalentauditions.com/audition-cities/

Henry Earl is pretty talented, an artist if I may. He has nice form, an arched back, although one time I watched him trying to squeeze one out and he pissed on his chin. That didn't work out too well.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Henry Earl is pretty talented, an artist if I may. He has nice form, an arched back, although one time I watched him trying to squeeze one out and he pissed on his chin. That didn't work out too well.

Ok. I'm willing to fill this out using my own personal information. But If they call my residence wanting your dog to **** pyramids. I have to tell them yes. So?.Can we geta pyramid that's close? **** work with me BlueBallz