Pee in the shower?
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Do people actually believe it unsanitary to pee in the shower? Adults with functioning brains and a central nervous system?
I mean, if you're a dude, it's one of the simple pleasures of life, like peeing off your back deck at night. And my aim, it's really impeccable, just aim for one of those little holes in the drain cover and give it a little thrust.
I mean, if you're a dude, it's one of the simple pleasures of life, like peeing off your back deck at night. And my aim, it's really impeccable, just aim for one of those little holes in the drain cover and give it a little thrust.
Yes. Sometimes I stand outside the shower and do it while the water is warming up. #NextLevel
I just piss in the floor.
Let my wife clean it up. She loves to clean.
Let my wife clean it up. She loves to clean.
Taking a piss while enjoying a hot shower is truly one of the simple pleasures in life.
There's only two types of people in this world:
Those who piss in the shower
and liars.
Those who piss in the shower
and liars.
Mountain gals. Gotta love 'em, man.
Shower beer while pissing and ripping *ss is about as relaxing as it gets.
If you don't piss on your feet in the shower, you are probably a terrorist that shoud be shot in the face and left for pigs to feast on. Die in the fire of a Bic lighter, bitches.
Best thing is to piss in other people's showers.
Dollars to donuts, if I'm in your shower, I'm definitely pissing on your walls.
Funny thing is, your ol ladies prolly use their hands with a rag to wipe off my piss, which means when she jacks you off, that you'll still have my pee residue on your dicks. Small world huh?
Dollars to donuts, if I'm in your shower, I'm definitely pissing on your walls.
Funny thing is, your ol ladies prolly use their hands with a rag to wipe off my piss, which means when she jacks you off, that you'll still have my pee residue on your dicks. Small world huh?
Ever do a bleary-eyed morning shower wiz and found out your drain is clogged?
Still didn't break me.
Still didn't break me.
If a man owns his own home and has HIS OWN shower then shower peeing is acceptable. He has earned the right for this simple pleasure and convenience. But for individual males who share a shower with other persons, family members, other "room-mates" (not judging), it might as well be your own man-hood your pissing down the drain. Shame on those persons for their lack of consideration. Nobody wants to step foot on where you pissed.
Back in college dorm showers, urine was the last thing I was worried about standing in.
You guys only piss in the shower? Hell, a good shower is the best laxative there is.
Way back when I was newly married, 30-something years ago, my wife tried to tell me that peeing in the shower was gross. I then explained to her that of all the things that are rinsed from the human body and hit the shower floor, pee is probably the least offensive. I then began to enumerate them...
Sweat
Dead skin
Morning eye goo
Ear wax
Belly button lint
Athlete's foot fungus
Pubic hair
etc....
By the time I got to item number 30 she agreed that peeing in the shower wasn't so bad after all.
Sweat
Dead skin
Morning eye goo
Ear wax
Belly button lint
Athlete's foot fungus
Pubic hair
etc....
By the time I got to item number 30 she agreed that peeing in the shower wasn't so bad after all.
Definitely pee in the shower. I don't know how you don't. No matter how closely you peed before showering all that hot warm running water is bound to release a little bit more.
Peeing in the shower is akin to peeing outside. Expect one is inside and the other outside. Both glorious.
All men resort to two things in the shower.
1. Every man has taken a shampoo shower when he is out of soap
2. We all pee in the shower
Everyone else is a liar.
1. Every man has taken a shampoo shower when he is out of soap
2. We all pee in the shower
Everyone else is a liar.
I just had a vision that made me lol.
I bet some dude that reads this thread has stopped in the middle of a shower, plopped his dripping wet *** across the floor, went wee wee in the toilet and then walked back into the shower.
I want every man that has done this to know something true: your parents are disappointed in you. I'm disappointed in you. America is disappointed in you.
I bet some dude that reads this thread has stopped in the middle of a shower, plopped his dripping wet *** across the floor, went wee wee in the toilet and then walked back into the shower.
I want every man that has done this to know something true: your parents are disappointed in you. I'm disappointed in you. America is disappointed in you.
If you take a hot shower, you disgusting animals are breathing piss steam.
One nice thing about being a bachelor again is that you can piss where and when you want. I'd piss in my kitchen sink if it didn't have a raised edge.
Rick Majerus had a great joke about Bilas' shirt in Maui one time: "Jay, only a guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss would wear a shirt like that."
RIP
RIP
i dont pee in toilets at all.. unless its the only option..
..pee outside.. or in the sink..its the best..
..pee outside.. or in the sink..its the best..
Touche. The sinks where I live now are too high for me. I did it at my old place. Why leave the room to go to the bathroom when I can just do it right there?
You could go in half with your dad on a step stool.
I think a few and this thread have taken a shower in the piss before, rather than the other way around.
What is it about water that intensifies the smell of farts? Has that been studied, yet? Maybe we could use that technology to make lasers cure cancer or operate on the blind.
This is why the Paddock is so educational. You can get scientific answers for things like this. [thumb2]