Pet peeves

[TurnipDaBeet]

If yer gonna have a small dog then feed them properly.

I’m seeing wayyyy too many fat small dogs.

 

[Backer cutter]

If yer gonna have a small dog then feed them properly.

I’m seeing wayyyy too many fat small dogs.

And lf you have a big dog, don’t overfeed. My dad has a chocolate lab, probably weighs 120 pounds. Wayyy too fat, he acts like his feet hurt when he walks.

 

[warrior-cat]

If yer gonna have a small dog then feed them properly.

I’m seeing wayyyy too many fat small dogs.

They taste better when fat.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

And lf you have a big dog, don’t overfeed. My dad has a chocolate lab, probably weighs 120 pounds. Wayyy too fat, he acts like his feet hurt when he walks.

Better to be a fat big dog than a small fat dog.

Dats what la kids be sayin’

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

They taste better when fat.

Dog taste like frog

Cat taste like cat

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

In my best Chris Rock:

If ya got a small dog & you gotta wipe its azz... because its so small & fat that when it takes a dump & trys to squat it still gets poop on its butt...

That aint no dog

You gotta PET