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LUKE....STOP!!......MY HAND IS STUCK!!!
Shoot the ball. I don't care where you are. OFC
Why in the HELL did you call that time out.......
Why do you want to transfer to Duke? They have to go to class you know...and they are hard.....now you just go thing about that thing mister!!!
Quit reading that bull crap they are saying about you over at DI especially that skysdad guy. You aren't spry. You are not nimble and quit trying to play above the rim dadgumit!
Luke has been singing to ol' Roy...wants his reward...like all little faithful Heels, and Roy is reacting...'I can't do that...Fats takes care of all that'!
Ol' Roy won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? Sorry 'bout that Janis!
Ol' Roy wont' you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My team mates all drive Porsches, I must make amends
I won that dang Kentuck game, let's not pretend
So Roy, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Ol' Roy won't you buy me a color tv?
Want to watch the game just to see me
The way I can stroke it all the way to the three
So Ol' Roy, won't you buy me a color tv?
Ol' Roy won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you, Roy, please don't let me down
Prove that you love me you lovable ol' hound
Ol' Roy won't you buy me a night on the town?
Ol' Roy wont' you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My team mates all drive Porsches, I must make amends
I won that dang Kentuck game, let's not pretend
So Roy, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
OFC
Ol' Roy won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? Sorry 'bout that Janis!
Ol' Roy wont' you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My team mates all drive Porsches, I must make amends
I won that dang Kentuck game, let's not pretend
So Roy, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Ol' Roy won't you buy me a color tv?
Want to watch the game just to see me
The way I can stroke it all the way to the three
So Ol' Roy, won't you buy me a color tv?
Ol' Roy won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you, Roy, please don't let me down
Prove that you love me you lovable ol' hound
Ol' Roy won't you buy me a night on the town?
Ol' Roy wont' you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My team mates all drive Porsches, I must make amends
I won that dang Kentuck game, let's not pretend
So Roy, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
OFC
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Only way that could be better is a video of you picking and singing it!!
"Dadgumit Luke, I told you what Wanda's Lasagna does!"
Somewhat on a serious note many on THR are calling for him to give up his scholly so they can sign more players.After putting them in the FF imo he has earned that scholarship.If I were his Dad I would be raising the devil if they asked me to pony up 20k.
The Carolina way! poor Luke! If UNC sucks this year, he will be the first speed bump to be hit by Roy's bus!
You wouldn't even be here if it weren't for your daddy, what's his name again Mike? You'd be playing for UNCC. I'll tell you 1 dadgum thing. You're gonna give up that scholly. I got me a couple of OAD's to make room for except they don't know they're OAD's Get it. OFC
Yes Luke it's gonna smell dadgummit!! Anything that passes through sh*% is going to!!!!
Dammit Wanda quit laughing ,the boy can't help it if he looks like a wombat.
Coach...I know you dictate playing time...but he is twice your size, you want to think twice before giving him another wedgie!
"Ohhhhh!!! That's what "TO" means!!!!"
Some times a good fart will make you smile. OFC
"Huh Huh Huh, Aw Shucks. They're right, I've never seen so many sweater vests in all my dadgum life!"
"Ohhhhh!!! That's what "TO" means!!!!"
No you can't go play football for fedora. On second thought I'll trade you to him for surratt. OFC