POLITICAL THREAD

[HymanKaplan]

Three posts in a row.

I think I need a job. Probably start looking after the Holidays.

I'm sure, with my "people skills" it shouldn't take me long to find something.

Driving a school bus again is not an option, not after the "parent incident" and subsequent "meeting" with my supervisor. He didn't care for my suggestion about what he could do with the "write up" I refused to sign (along with the letter of apology to that straight up trash mother that I refused to write) So, I'm open to suggestions. Let's go gang, help me find a job. I'm going to go ahead and nip the "How about Circus clown" thing in the bud so...

I'd prefer not to deal with, see, or even talk to, you know, PEOPLE, but other than that I'm wide open. Surely ONE of you all knows about a promising lead. Maybe some sort of "think tank" that's probably right in my wheel house. I'm a great "idea" man. That's probably my forte. I guess I could tutor Math but when my friend asked me to help his daughter several years ago, after 3 sessions, she told her Dad that "I wasn't working out" I dunno, my attitude was brought up/mentioned as a factor. I like the kid, known her since she was a baby, but she wasn't going to split the atom if you know what I mean.

 

[Simple Man]

 

[ukalum1988]

There is zero chance that Trump dirt is in there. Logic dictates that had that been the case that Biden would have fallen off his bike and sh*t his pants again in the rush to go public with it. How in the hell did this not occur to those feebs?


I thought I read that the full release is scheduled for the 19th.

Not that it matters. There is nothing in there. It's going to be like that show where someone bids on an abandoned storage unit, and it's just filled with cheap dinnerware, old wedding pictures, and a crappy chair. Maybe a box of old shoes as well.

Geraldo opening Al Capone’s vault will have more excitement than the release of the Epstein files.

 

[HymanKaplan]

Another great one.

(Dirk was a Senior at Lafayette when I was a sophomore. We didn't hang, LOL)

 

[SenseMaker_Cats]

Three posts in a row.

I think I need a job. Probably start looking after the Holidays.

I'm sure, with my "people skills" it shouldn't take me long to find something.

Driving a school bus again is not an option, not after the "parent incident" and subsequent "meeting" with my supervisor. He didn't care for my suggestion about what he could do with the "write up" I refused to sign (along with the letter of apology to that straight up trash mother that I refused to write) So, I'm open to suggestions. Let's go gang, help me find a job. I'm going to go ahead and nip the "How about Circus clown" thing in the bud so...

I'd prefer not to deal with, see, or even talk to, you know, PEOPLE, but other than that I'm wide open. Surely ONE of you all knows about a promising lead. Maybe some sort of "think tank" that's probably right in my wheel house. I'm a great "idea" man. That's probably my forte. I guess I could tutor Math but when my friend asked me to help his daughter several years ago, after 3 sessions, she told her Dad that "I wasn't working out" I dunno, my attitude was brought up/mentioned as a factor. I like the kid, known her since she was a baby, but she wasn't going to split the atom if you know what I mean.

How about a math podcast of some sort.

 

[warrior-cat]

@HymanKaplan will be happy that the Blues beat the Blackhawks tonight.

"Screw him!" (keeping it family friendly) "Turn those machines back on! Turn those machines back on!"

 

[HymanKaplan]

How about a math podcast of some sort.

Interesting. Would you all be willing to be a focus group for me, while I flesh it out? LOL

 

[warrior-cat]

Another great one.

(Dirk was a Senior at Lafayette when I was a sophomore. We didn't hang, LOL)

I don't think there has ever been a dunk before or after that one where the player seemed to elevate even more just before throwing in down.

 

[warrior-cat]

How about a math podcast of some sort.

"What do you think chairs think about all day, Whoops, here comes another a**hole."

With homage to Robin Williams.

 

[CatinIL]

I was honestly shocked that she knew Iraq is technically part of Asia (that was probably blind luck)

@CatinIL majored in cartography, somebody get HIS @SS on this map shortage problem. Come one VR, give BACK for once. LOL

I like these old maps.

 

[HymanKaplan]

I like these old maps.

I don't see "the Iraq" and such and so forth on that.

 

[Simple Man]

Hmmmm I like this

 

[HymanKaplan]

*** it. Maybe I'll just open a hot dog stand. HK's Home of the CLOWN DOG. (CASH ONLY) for tax purposes.

I won't put ketchup on them though. No way. If you want ketchup on it that's on you, just get the **** out of my sight before you do it, you Philistine.

 

[notFromhere]

Three posts in a row.

I think I need a job. Probably start looking after the Holidays.

I'm sure, with my "people skills" it shouldn't take me long to find something.

Driving a school bus again is not an option, not after the "parent incident" and subsequent "meeting" with my supervisor. He didn't care for my suggestion about what he could do with the "write up" I refused to sign (along with the letter of apology to that straight up trash mother that I refused to write) So, I'm open to suggestions. Let's go gang, help me find a job. I'm going to go ahead and nip the "How about Circus clown" thing in the bud so...

I'd prefer not to deal with, see, or even talk to, you know, PEOPLE, but other than that I'm wide open. Surely ONE of you all knows about a promising lead. Maybe some sort of "think tank" that's probably right in my wheel house. I'm a great "idea" man. That's probably my forte. I guess I could tutor Math but when my friend asked me to help his daughter several years ago, after 3 sessions, she told her Dad that "I wasn't working out" I dunno, my attitude was brought up/mentioned as a factor. I like the kid, known her since she was a baby, but she wasn't going to split the atom if you know what I mean.

A few listings from Indeed dotcom-

RODEO Clown
Totally different gig than circus clown, way more exciting, must have life & bullsht insurance coverage, waiver required

MATH MIME
Create your own niche teaching math without speaking, must be good at drawing and have your own white board, markers, and eraser, air horn optional

Ronald McDonald
In-House Clown/Accountant/Custodian
Are you a clown with math skills? Clean up our books AND bathrooms! This job could be a perfect fit for you if you've also lost your sense of smell due to Covid. Sign On Bonus provided if you can get grease stains out of clothing. Line cook experience helpful, but not required

 

[notFromhere]

Interesting. Would you all be willing to be a focus group for me, while I flesh it out? LOL

I'm in!

 

[HymanKaplan]

How can we calculate the most efficient way to get 25 clowns into this Prius? Anyone want to take a stab at it?

 

[CatinIL]

Three posts in a row.

I think I need a job. Probably start looking after the Holidays.

I'm sure, with my "people skills" it shouldn't take me long to find something.

Driving a school bus again is not an option, not after the "parent incident" and subsequent "meeting" with my supervisor. He didn't care for my suggestion about what he could do with the "write up" I refused to sign (along with the letter of apology to that straight up trash mother that I refused to write) So, I'm open to suggestions. Let's go gang, help me find a job. I'm going to go ahead and nip the "How about Circus clown" thing in the bud so...

I'd prefer not to deal with, see, or even talk to, you know, PEOPLE, but other than that I'm wide open. Surely ONE of you all knows about a promising lead. Maybe some sort of "think tank" that's probably right in my wheel house. I'm a great "idea" man. That's probably my forte. I guess I could tutor Math but when my friend asked me to help his daughter several years ago, after 3 sessions, she told her Dad that "I wasn't working out" I dunno, my attitude was brought up/mentioned as a factor. I like the kid, known her since she was a baby, but she wasn't going to split the atom if you know what I mean.

How about a rodeo clown?

 

[notFromhere]

*** it. Maybe I'll just open a hot dog stand. HK's Home of the CLOWN DOG. (CASH ONLY) for tax purposes.

I won't put ketchup on them though. No way. If you want ketchup on it that's on you, just get the **** out of my sight before you do it, you Philistine.

You could probably steal an endorsement from UT football if you make the anti-ketchup stance part of your mission statement. French's mustard is looking to drop their contract with the vols

 

[HymanKaplan]

I've found the perfect job for me. I'm made for this.

 

[cordmaker 74]

*** it. Maybe I'll just open a hot dog stand. HK's Home of the CLOWN DOG. (CASH ONLY) for tax purposes.

I won't put ketchup on them though. No way. If you want ketchup on it that's on you, just get the **** out of my sight before you do it, you Philistine.

Find a side gig, mine is Stained-glass, don't have to deal with people very much! People contact us, ask if I make whatever, I say yes or no, deliver or they pick it up, cash only, no pay pal, pen pal or whatever they call it! I work when I want to or not!

 

[TeamAmerica]

There is zero chance that Trump dirt is in there. Logic dictates that had that been the case that Biden would have fallen off his bike and sh*t his pants again in the rush to go public with it. How in the hell did this not occur to those feebs?


I thought I read that the full release is scheduled for the 19th.

Not that it matters. There is nothing in there. It's going to be like that show where someone bids on an abandoned storage unit, and it's just filled with cheap dinnerware, old wedding pictures, and a crappy chair. Maybe a box of old shoes as well.

In the meantime the will release photos of him with the Miss Universe contestants with their faces blacked out like it shows he is guilty of something.

 

[SenseMaker_Cats]

Interesting. Would you all be willing to be a focus group for me, while I flesh it out? LOL

Heck yeah.

 

[CatinIL]

@HymanKaplan get a bartending gig at Southland bowling lanes…or the guy handing out the shoes. It would be like going back home.

 

[HymanKaplan]

I'd be a good bartender.

"Here ya go folks, 3 bud lights and a 7 and 7."

"Can you all do me a favor? Can you take those and find somewhere else to sit?" "Outside maybe?"

Meh, I'll probably cave and just start doing some some small IT consulting crap. Or maybe go to law school.

Man, how in the hell did Dirk Minniefield get UP that high on that dunk? That was surreal.

 

[gollumcat]

On the bus ride home, KY state police escorted them across the state line and UK FANS were lining the overpasses with signs greeting the team.

I was there, right after they crossed the bridge over the Ohio at Cincy. What a day!

 

[cordmaker 74]

I'd be a good bartender.

"Here ya go folks, 3 bud lights and a 7 and 7."

"Can you all do me a favor? Can you take those and find somewhere else to sit?" "Outside maybe?"

Meh, I'll probably cave and just start doing some some small IT consulting crap. Or maybe go to law school.

Man, how in the hell did Dirk Minniefield get UP that high on that dunk? That was surreal.

I can see you convicting some one using a math equation, yes sir your honor, right here is the answer, guilty!!!!

 

[HeismanWinner]

This is why I hate this party so much. Controlled opposition. Absolutely pathetic. It’s why Dems do whatever they want and conservative voters can’t get sht.

 

[berniecarbo]

*** it. Maybe I'll just open a hot dog stand. HK's Home of the CLOWN DOG. (CASH ONLY) for tax purposes.

I won't put ketchup on them though. No way. If you want ketchup on it that's on you, just get the **** out of my sight before you do it, you Philistine.

You can join ICE and while helping rid the country of illegals, teach them math skills.

 

[Classy_Bowls]

How about a rodeo clown?

dude looks rough. At least the make-up makes him look a little more refined.

and the mic headset kills me

like seeing a crackhead with a blue tooth

 

[OleTiredBum]

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This is why I hate this party so much. Controlled opposition. Absolutely pathetic. It’s why Dems do whatever they want and conservative voters can’t get sht.

that's changing and changing at a high rate....see Somalia. ; ) maybe Pam Blondie is growing some balls.

 

[Simple Man]

WTF I had the audio turned down when I posted this earlier

 

[vhcat1970]

On the bus ride home, KY state police escorted them across the state line and UK FANS were lining the overpasses with signs greeting the team.

Game was in Dayton. Scott May tried to play with his broken arm, but ineffective. Sorta like Keith Bogans trying to play against Marquette in '03 on his sprained ankle.

 

[vhcat1970]

WTH. No Big Mac? Is he eating healthy these days?

 

[Joe-King]

*** it. Maybe I'll just open a hot dog stand. HK's Home of the CLOWN DOG. (CASH ONLY) for tax purposes.

I won't put ketchup on them though. No way. If you want ketchup on it that's on you, just get the **** out of my sight before you do it, you Philistine.

Get cha one like they have in front of Lowes. Dress like the clown and be ringing a salvation army bell. Some may confuse you with the golden arch hack so for sure, do not call the wieners the McDog!

 

[BBlueD]

It won't happen and his goody two shoes act will only go so far once the gloves are off in the dem primaries. It is going to be ugly w/ Gov. Brylcreem and AOC nut punching each other.

But you are correct, he is way out over his skis in regards to holding office. He might get a VP nod, but I doubt he can get into the trenches w/ the far left policies that will be the focus of '28 for them. He is a snake, but just doesn't scare anyone.

The Dem nominee has been predetermined for how many elections now?

Any punching that happens during primary season is theater.

How about a rodeo clown?

 

[vhcat1970]

The same idiots screaming about Trump not lowering prices fast enough are the same ones that allowed all these people in.

We can all surely see that mass deportation and forced remigration are the only answers, can’t we?

No wonder we could raise our rents so much then.

 

[SenseMaker_Cats]

Hot dog stands - early 2000s worked in downtown Louisville. PNC building at the time. Think they’ve switched buildings. Guy named Dan had the best hot dogs I’ve ever had. Didn’t get ketchup or mustard on it. He had some melted cheese that was awesome. I’d pay $100 for a couple of them right now. Thought you all should know.

Also, these are the years I grew an unhealthy hate in my heart for UL.

 

[vhcat1970]

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If you’re not pushing legislation to end this type of crap, you’re a corrupt criminal in DC. Tired of these politicians who rob everyone to enrich themselves and launder money back to themselves and donors and globalist crooks.

Eliminating all of it would lower our $7.0T budget's deficit from $1.8T to $1.7T.

 

[HeismanWinner]

The Dem nominee has been predetermined for how many elections now?

Any punching that happens during primary season is theater.











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It will be predetermined because they don’t want their people to destroy each other. That’s why they work out deals beforehand and they all get cabinet and committee positions. Bernie was leading 2020 until what? Covid? Then everyone just drops out in no time. Three elections in a row of DNC already deciding. Nothing is left to voters.

Gavin Newsom will have a minority woman as his VP. That’s what they will do. Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if AOC.

I imagine the other side will be some combo of Vance and Rubio as his VP unless they find another woman to offset.

 

[berniecarbo]

You can join ICE and while helping rid the country of illegals, teach them math skills.

Interesting story how I got this idea. About 35 years ago, I had a customer from Minnesota. He would come down once a month with a huge trailer and load up about 20 grand in lamp shades. This was when the banks were playing games with shuffling money around and it took a long time for a check to clear. He came down a second time before the first check cleared. The next day, the first check bounced and I knew I was screwed. He had a terrible temper. He once gave me a bad cussing over something that was 100% his fault. A few hours later, he called and apologized.

He wound up murdering his wife and burning their house down to try and hide the evidence. He had been taking the various taxes out of employee checks, but not sending it to the gov, so when they tried to draw unemployment, they were out of luck. He had an Indian woman working on his books that he tried to pin that on. She was trying to hide out on a reservation.

Well, he got 25 or so years in the pen. Just got out recently. His prison job was teaching English to the Mexicans.