So when God wants something he just says it then it appears? Does he need ingredients or is it conjured whole from nothing? If so, then how did he describe what it is he wanted to create? Since earth is in one of a trillion trillion galaxies and untold number of planets, don't you think he spent an inordinate amount of his time talking about earth in the bible? Why didn't he warn some people that if they kept misbehaving he would send them to Othello 999 on the other side of the universe and their commute would suck if they kept it up? Seems like earth gets a lot of play for such a miniscule part of his overall creation?
Let there be... stuff. I have no idea how it works. They'll figure it out. While I'm at it I will make a zillion billion trillion galaxies brimming with planets but this one place I am going to focus all my time and effort on and not mention any of these other ones.
I'll start with this thing I'll call a man and then another one called a woman and I'll have them procreate by this shameful procedure that I'll roundly discourage from frivolously engaging in, and I'll have this thing I will call an apple that I won't want them to eat, but they will. Then I'll send my son in and kill him to lay the biggest guilt trip on them you could ever devise. Gee, this plan is really coming together. I wonder if I should do anything with all these other planets and stars? Nah...
I am not going address the majority of this post, as most has been debated ad nauseum in this thread. Would like to briefly comment on your description of sex (at least I think that's what you are referencing), which you term a "shameful procedure" that God will "roundly discourage from frivously engaging in"...
Biblically speaking, God has designed sex to be enjoyed in the confines of marriage between husband and wife. This is done for our protection. Generally speaking, if society adhered to God's command to enjoy sex within the confines of marriage, I wonder how much better off society would be in general. Percentage of unplanned pregnancies would drop exponentially, as would abortions. Second, contraction of STDs/HIV would drop exponentially as well. Emotional/psychological despair from engaging sexually with numerous partners, especially in women, would drop markedly as well.
Society, in general, sells the lie to sleep around as much as possible, and you will love a happy satisfied life. If it feels good, do it. Look at how rampant hook up culture is in society. Yet people, especially unmarried women who are now tainted by having numerous sexual partners, are more miserable than they have ever been, according to numerous studies. Society in general, is more miserable than they have ever been.
Just observations on my end.