So in the beginning, when there was nothing, he carefully considered sex so important that while a trillion zillion other stars were being created he thought he'd better have a thing called marriage and that he would need to protect people from the very pleasure he was instilling in it?I am not going address the majority of this post, as most has been debated ad nauseum in this thread. Would like to briefly comment on your description of sex (at least I think that's what you are referencing), which you term a "shameful procedure" that God will "roundly discourage from frivously engaging in"...
Biblically speaking, God has designed sex to be enjoyed in the confines of marriage between husband and wife. This is done for our protection. Generally speaking, if society adhered to God's command to enjoy sex within the confines of marriage, I wonder how much better off society would be in general. Percentage of unplanned pregnancies would drop exponentially, as would abortions. Second, contraction of STDs/HIV would drop exponentially as well. Emotional/psychological despair from engaging sexually with numerous partners, especially in women, would drop markedly as well.
Society, in general, sells the lie to sleep around as much as possible, and you will love a happy satisfied life. If it feels good, do it. Look at how rampant hook up culture is in society. Yet people, especially unmarried women who are now tainted by having numerous sexual partners, are more miserable than they have ever been, according to numerous studies. Society in general, is more miserable than they have ever been.
Just observations on my end.
God seems like a micromanager? That's really getting down in the weeds to come up with all that at the infancy of creating everything? I wonder if he did it in between photosynthesis and how fish would spawn? I'm sure he would have needed a checklist. Talk about project management skills. No wonder he created all those other planets but didn't put any life on them... he was dead tired after this one. The killing his son part must have been especially taxing. Kind of like his big plot twist. That God, he's quite the jokester.