POLL: Who's the Hottest?

[Moogy]

I'm taking this thread idea to the extreme ... Pornhub and OnlyFans, step aside ... we're going for FULL NUDITY ... get ready, fellas ... some of you are about to see what you've been lusting over for years ...












And for those of you who like them tatted up ... and a bit uneven and saggy to more closely mimic the real versions ...





And, in today's whacko world, some folks like that juicy, big, gross booty ... can't forget about them ...

 

[Midnighter]

Better look at tattoos on ‘Do Not Google’…

 

[Midnighter]

Excellent poll, @Midnighter

I'm going with:

Rearview to win,
Hot Black to place, and
Side-Everything to show

All of them are worthy of a vote, though Sweaty Betty is probably last on my list. Eyes Up Here was in my top 3 until I noticed the tat on the inside of her forearm.

Again, a very nice poll.

- Water Polo
- Eyes Up Here
- Sweaty Betty

 

[saturdaysarebetter]

Al is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems to work.

So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.
The medicine man, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says," This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say'123'.and it will rise for as long as you wish!"

Al asked, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"
The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But he warned -- it will not work again for another year!"

Al rushes home ,eager to try out his new powers and prowess, that night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says,"123'"
His wife, who had been facing away and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"
And that, my friends, is why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.

 

[retsio]

I don’t! Anyway you can post a few videos so as to educate me??

#9 ...... is a good example of soft, pliable, luscious, wonderful play things, etc. etc. - all of you know what to do, of course.

Use your IMAGINATION - try it.... and you will like it !!

 

[WestSideLion]

Can't vote for the Gif Girl.

Much like in real life, I want the girl I cannot have.....

Then definitely do not, whatever you do, go to Google and search for SkylarXOMae or SkylarMaeXO.

Midnighter is single handedly making it rain over at OnlyFans HQ.

 

[bdgan]

Then definitely do not, whatever you do, go to Google and search for SkylarXOMae or SkylarMaeXO.

How do you know about these sites?

 

[Midnighter]

How do you know about these sites?

A lot of times it's spillage on social media; I use the 'recommended for you' timeline option at X and some stuff is relevant, but a lot is new stuff or stuff I'm not interested in. A lot of these OF girls will reply to some innocuous, but popular news item post with a pic and link to their site. I'm sure that's how WSL found out......

 

[WestSideLion]

How do you know about these sites?

Oh, I just grabbed the @Midnighter images and do a Google reverse image search. That tells me all I need to subscribe to…er, I mean know.

 

[psuro]

Then definitely do not, whatever you do, go to Google and search for SkylarXOMae or SkylarMaeXO.

Midnighter is single handedly making it rain over at OnlyFans HQ.

Now I am in trouble with HR.

 

[WestSideLion]

Now I am in trouble with HR.

I thought you had a permanent spot in HR Detention!

 

[psuro]

I thought you had a permanent spot in HR Detention!

I treat it like it's my personal AirBnB location!

 

[Nits74]

Excellent poll, @Midnighter

I'm going with:

Rearview to win,
Hot Black to place, and
Side-Everything to show

All of them are worthy of a vote, though Sweaty Betty is probably last on my list. Eyes Up Here was in my top 3 until I noticed the tat on the inside of her forearm.

Again, a very nice poll.

Missed that also. Had I caught that, a change would have been made. That is an automatic elimination for me.

 

[Midnighter]

Missed that also. Had I caught that, a change would have been made. That is an automatic elimination for me.

You can change your vote with the 'change vote' tab.

 

[udsig91]

Threads like these make me miss the weather girl thread…truly the GOAT of threads!!!!

 

[Nits74]

You can change your vote with the 'change vote' tab.

Done. Thanks. Obviously, my observation skills are diminishing.

 

[OhioLion]

You can change your vote with the 'change vote' tab.

So I can go from 3 to ALL?


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