Post a pic of your dog thread

Lempface

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I'd shoot both my dogs dead right now.... would drive home abruptly and do it with no warning or second thought, if it guaranteed another UK national title this year.

They're named after UK players. They'd understand.
Wut? Dogs are family you twisted sumbich.
 
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Proof that dog is mans best friend. On a hot summer day lock your wife/girlfriend and your dog in trunk of your car. Wait one hour, open the trunk and see which one is just flat damn happy to see ya!!!
I think they'd all be dead... don't tell allabout - he'd do this and expect 9.
 
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Some observations here at your living spaces.

Spears- Is that a fake fireplace?

Blueballz- Do you live in a high end hotel?

Mash- Shocked at the hardwood floors, figured you were a vinyl guy

If I win the lottery I swear I will upgrade 420 Grover's kitchen.
Lol. One of these days. I have a hard time changing anything because it was my grandparents house. My grandfather built this house and he wasn't much of a carpenter. We're probably just gonna build a new one further back on the property.
 

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Proof that dog is mans best friend. On a hot summer day lock your wife/girlfriend and your dog in trunk of your car. Wait one hour, open the trunk and see which one is just flat damn happy to see ya!!!
Wife's knocking at the front door, dog's barking at the back door. Open the doors and see which one shuts up first.

And to the two idiots that can't appreciate the broad definition of a dog, Rafters is too good for you. Learn paddock or get the F out.
 
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WildcatFan1982

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if you can throw your full grown dog more than 10 feet, you don't have a dog. Dogs love being thrown, but a real dog will likely rupture your lumbar disc in the process.

If a hawk could swoop down and snatch your pooch up in his talons and fly away, you don't have a dog.

 

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Hah, no worries, she loved him just as much as I did. We bought him before we were married, but while we were still sharing costs. We shared and shared alike, but she just happened to be in front of me at the PetSmart line and swiped her card for his adoption. It wasn't of consequence then, but damned if it didn't matter later. He's being spoiled to this day, though.
 
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Anon1711055878

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That's good. Still, I would have stolen him and fled somewhere. They would have had to Amber alert that doggy.
Oh I thought about it. I asked her if she'd be willing to share him 6 months at a time with me agreeing to buy all food and vet bills. I'm a lawyer, so I knew that was a retarded proposition, but it was worth a shot. No dice.
 
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