while at work, and you gotta drop a deuce, what steps do you take in doing so? We have 4 bathrooms on the floor. Two by the studio which I never use then there are two just a few steps down the hall that no one ever uses so you don't have to courtesy flush so the next guy coming in doesn't have to die from exposure. I've walked in after some dudes before and I thought I was going to die from exposure the wall paper was peeling off it was so bad. So I ask what's the worst you've ever had to go and did you provide w courtesy flush or make everyone suffer lol? I can't wait to hear the priceless paddock answers
Proper adequate when taking a dump at work
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proper adequate when taking a dump where YOU work probably includes a courtesy flash.
two well-formed turds. anything less is a disappointment, anything more makes me feel guilty about how much I ate the night before.
Proper adequate . . . I mean . . . are you sh*tting me? . . . absolutely priceless
I hope to peel the paint off the wall, make lots of bodily noises, and leave the facility with a firm sense of accomplishment on my face.
Man up !
Man up !
If you has posted this on Rafters the answer for proper "adequate" in the turd house would definitely be a fast paste crap.
Lol if I know I have plenty of time I take it slow it takes patients lol. I hate having to try and force it. I do enjoy watching the reaction of the guy after me go in so the person after him can blame the stinch on him lol
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That's just poor etiquette. My only preference is that I have an adequate amount of time.
"patients" indeed. good one. but darn, dude . . . why did you correct your thread title faux pas? it had so much potential.
Yep. Own it, I say.
Weirdest was a former coworker. The guy always took a snack and a soda in with him. You could be at a urinal and hear all the associated splatters and pops from the stalls, then the "pssht!" of a soda opening.
Dunno about the OP, but I wouldn't **** you -- you're my favorite turd.
A work **** isn't adequate unless you can make at least five people on the same floor as you took the dump gag from it. Keeping the bathroom door propped open and making all the hand driers woft the odor around are some helpful tools to accomplish this task.
Upper decker. No one sees your shoes. Peel paint off the wall. Turnkey solution. You're welcome.
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My office is in an old house, so if you dump in the bathroom, the stench wafts into the hallway and possibly other offices (old bedrooms) if it is bad enough.
However, I work on a college campus and have field work, so I can leave and go to a different building on campus.
However, I work on a college campus and have field work, so I can leave and go to a different building on campus.
I love walking into the bathroom at work and being very quiet while some dude is taking a dump that is equivalent to giving birth with the moaning. Then when they can't hold it anymore and let a few massive farts rip it's hilarious. We have some that use the bathrooms by the studios that just don't care. They even provide air freshener but they would rather have everyone suffer lol
Ever walked into a restroom that smelled like death and nobody was in there, then somebody walks in and it smells so bad that you try to explain it wasn't you only that makes it worse.
The best is when you go into the restroom and someone is "all in" with their duties. When they appear its the big time executive that came down 8 floors to find that one bathroom that is his sanctuary and is proud of it.
I was working at a downtown law firm in late 90s. My office was next to our upstairs conference room. It had the closest bathroom.
Went in there one day after lunch and dropped a huge bomb. Was in there a while too. Unbeknownst to me someone scheduled a depo in the conference room. I flush, twice, wash hands and open the door, newspaper in hand to see one of our partners, his paralegal, the other attorney, witness and court reporter all sitting there looking at me.
I just said excuse me and walked on out. Debated whether or not to start cleaning out my office. :joy:
Went in there one day after lunch and dropped a huge bomb. Was in there a while too. Unbeknownst to me someone scheduled a depo in the conference room. I flush, twice, wash hands and open the door, newspaper in hand to see one of our partners, his paralegal, the other attorney, witness and court reporter all sitting there looking at me.
I just said excuse me and walked on out. Debated whether or not to start cleaning out my office. :joy:
You should have challenged them on the spot to top that one!
Truck stop/rest areas are the best for pooping action those guys go in there and give it hell. They don't hold back either they have 4 days worth of food to unleash and they let it fly. I pity the toilets they used when giving birth. It's hilarious listening to them groan as they are releasing a massive 14 inch turd. I walked I. On one guy one time that had extremely bad diarrhea. As I walked in he was exploding them suddenly stopped when he knew I entered. After a few minutes he couldn't hold it anymore and apologized to me lol. It was as bad as the dumb and dumber scene lol
the toilet at my office has to point on the picture of the toilet where I did "unspeakable things" to it this morning
Lol I love when someone has had explosive diarrhea and complete **** all inside the bowl and the water didn't even eat it down lol. That's always classic. That same person usually doesn't wash their hands either lol
great user pic, CGMT . . . first time I saw Trading Places, when Dan Aykroyd starts gnawing on his stolen smoked salmon through that filthy Santa beard on the SEPTA bus, might have been the hardest I've ever laughed at a single movie moment . . . just so perfectly created. In my opinion, the all-time greatest moment of the all-time greatest holiday movie.
Everybody, be ADEQUATE!! and thank you for changing the thread title back, Wall2. We love you, buddy
Graffiti on truck stop wall in Arkedelphia, Ark
"Here I sit, ******* flexin'"
"Giving birth to another Texan"
I always go to a different floor. I work with 300 people on my floor and about 80% of them are dudes.. our men's room is freaking Baghdad by 10:00am.. The damn seats don't cool down until 3:00pm.
I go 3 floors down to crap in peace, with a nice, cool toilet seat and no one to ask me some dumb question or the typical "Monday's, am I right?"
No Jerry, STFU about Monday's. I'm holding my junk, stop talking to me.
I go 3 floors down to crap in peace, with a nice, cool toilet seat and no one to ask me some dumb question or the typical "Monday's, am I right?"
No Jerry, STFU about Monday's. I'm holding my junk, stop talking to me.
I worked for an engineering company in Lexington many years ago. The building had two floors, and the upstairs crapper was about 35 feet from the main reception area, at the rear of the blueprint/coffee room. One morning I left a coiling megahenry there that is still fouling the air somewhere above Lake Michigan. I even used two courtesy flushes, but it was useless. From that day forward the rank and file of the company were forbidden to use the upstairs facilities.
I always liked:
Here I sit, on the pooper
Just gave birth to a Kentucky State Trooper
From the basement crapper in the Moore Building, EKU, ca. 1998
I always liked:
Here I sit, on the pooper
Just gave birth to a Kentucky State Trooper
From the basement crapper in the Moore Building, EKU, ca. 1998
It's threads like this that make me happy I'm a one man show. Everyday I feel free to drop a deuce and GZF about it.
When days were old and knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented
You left your load beside the road
and walked away contented
and toilets weren't invented
You left your load beside the road
and walked away contented
Always go in the handicap stall as you can stretch out to do your business. There is a stall right next to the urinals. Someone didn't realize that shiny tile with a 2 inch gap makes it like a mirror. Standing taking a piss with the reflection of a hairy *** next to you.
Rookie move.. Everyone goes right for the Handy stall first, especially the fatties.
I mean if stretching out takes precedence over a toilet bowl that's been blown to pieces.. I kind of get that. But for me, clean bathrooms with cold toilet seats.. that's what I want..
