Proposed rule for moderators

[Glenn's Take]

If a message contains the words "covid", "mask"' or "vaccine" in it and it isn't in a pinned thread than they should:
Ban you for life immediately (no matter which side you are on)
AND find the poster on this board that is closest to you and have them kick you straight in the ball's (or ****** if you happen to be a woman). Again, no matter which side you are on.

 

[ukgrad83]

Sooooo, when you are getting banned? ;-)

 

[Glenn's Take]

Sooooo, when you are getting banned? ;-)

It starts after my post.

 

[TortElvisII]

Is there a vaccine or a mask for a kick in the balls?

 

[AustinTXCat]

Corn flakes urination type-take, Glenn.

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

Is there a vaccine or a mask for a kick in the balls?

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

If a message contains the words "covid", "mask"' or "vaccine" in it and it isn't in a pinned thread than they should:
Ban you for life immediately (no matter which side you are on)
AND find the poster on this board that is closest to you and have them kick you straight in the ball's (or ****** if you happen to be a woman). Again, no matter which side you are on.

Can we say Wuhan Virus or is that not an allowed word either?

 

[KingOfBBN]

How about elections for mods? Make them be re-elected by the people. We can't get term limits on congress but maybe we can get them on here.

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

And miss out on our weekly misinformation, exaggerations, conspiracy theories, twisted facts, and deliberate lies? I think not!!

 

[funKYcat75]

Unless you got sone of them fancy long Mexican cowboy boots on, you ain’t kicking no one in the ******. Maybe the vulva.

 

[warrior-cat]

Unless you got sone of them fancy long Mexican cowboy boots on, you ain’t kicking no one in the ******. Maybe the vulva.

I'll do it barefooted, I have long toes.

 

[8titles_rivals270261]

Can we say Wuhan Virus or is that not an allowed word either?

What about Kung Flu?

 

[jameslee32]

Covfefe!

 

[DSmith21]

Is there a vaccine or a mask for a kick in the balls?

Yes, but you have to wear it correctly to protect your balls.

 

[IdaCat]

Are mods on here paid or volunteer? Always wondered.

 

[IdaCat]

Since we're talking about Covid threads and board improvements, I suggest unpinning jameslee's personal Covid thread that nobody reads and replacing it with the one with > 500 pages.

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

Unless you got sone of them fancy long Mexican cowboy boots on, you ain’t kicking no one in the ******. Maybe the vulva.

You have to use the falcon punch*.

*I don't support actually doing this to a real woman. It just went along with the thread topic.

Now this is self defense and returning fire is allowed.

 

[CB3UK]

The preferred nomenclature is Kung-flu.

 

[BBUK_anon]

Is there a vaccine or a mask for a kick in the balls?

It is a rough shot though....

 

[Backer cutter]

It is a rough shot though....

Fore! We all feel better.

 

[Frumpo]

Are moderators really necessary? It kind of feels like make-work jobs just to give people something to do. Well, we can't just throw these guys out of work so how about we make them moderators? The kind of job you have when you lost out on one of those sign waving jobs in the last interview because your dance moves were a little stale.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Moderators are necessary. It’s like the Border Patrol

 

[Frumpo]

Defund the moderators?