Real Or Fake
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My first year in ten years we will be going with the fake one. Just need the space so we bought the “pencil” tree
2 fake inside, 3 real ones in the yard(just the normal trees that are always there), about 10 fake including a 25ft tall "spinning" mega tree.
We have a fake one now. Used to get a real one every year. For those who know what I’m talking about, I used to live and breathe deer hunting. One year, I found a pine tree just the right shape that had a really nice fresh deer rub on it. I cut it down and brought it home. My wife about divorced me, but we used it for our Christmas tree. It was and still is my favorite tree 
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.Was hoping this was going to be about something else.
Heres how i went to the fake:
Me n wifey decided to go to this christmas tree farm. Spent a good penny on hunting down & chopping a tree.
Brought it home & i’ll be damned... it was too short.
So we went to the local grocery store parking lot & got a new tree.
It DIED & went brown on the 22nd.
Had to buy a 3rd real tree.
The only shining light was when we had 3 real trees out on the curb for disposal & strong winds whipped those trees down the street like big azz tumbleweeds.
Went fake after all that
Me n wifey decided to go to this christmas tree farm. Spent a good penny on hunting down & chopping a tree.
Brought it home & i’ll be damned... it was too short.
So we went to the local grocery store parking lot & got a new tree.
It DIED & went brown on the 22nd.
Had to buy a 3rd real tree.
The only shining light was when we had 3 real trees out on the curb for disposal & strong winds whipped those trees down the street like big azz tumbleweeds.
Went fake after all that
Both.. Real tree for the main living room and a fake one elsewhere...
.. it's literally the only way to solve the real/fake and colored/white lights debate.
.. it's literally the only way to solve the real/fake and colored/white lights debate.
