I need some ideas. I've got a stash of liquor that could kill a Russian alcoholic, but I'm not sure where to start. @DeanOfSelection @JCHILLTOPPERS, I neeeeeeeedddd some help!!!!
Recommendations for DSR Imbibing?
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Just work your way from front to back. Grab the closest bottle and go from there.
mchs:
Giving guidance to those so hard up for a bit of intoxication is not quite my province, but if you are in such dire straits, I would recommend "surrogate" alcoholic beverages.
Start with what is most likely available in your medicine cabinet, Listerine or aftershave. Some cheap aftershaves, such as Aqua Velva, contain relatively high amounts of alcohol. Although I do not have requisite experience with ingesting cheap aftershave, I personally witnessed an "acquaintance" drink Aqua Velva while in such a state of insensibility, he later described drinking the foul concoction similar to eating fire.
Should this not numb any emotional pain which may afflict you, I would gently recommend heading to the kitchen and guzzling some vanilla extract. If you remain in emotional turmoil, and you persist with your desire to pursue a life besieged with alcohol, I would, reluctantly, nominate Sterno as your last resort among household items to imbibe.
I am not, however, without further counsel: Should the above not assuage your agony, I would urge shock therapy.