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santamaria78

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ok so I own a business (carwash) and the other day I put out some basic cleaning supplies for customers. Anti bacterial wipes, 2 bottles of degreaser , couple towels... nothing major, 2 days and everything is gone. Stolen. So I am thinking of possible revenge.

1. piss in bottles and put out on shelf as cleaner,
2. cut open window wipe packages and put in shards of metal
3. take a **** in towel wrap it up and stack it neatly.

thoughts?
 
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santamaria78

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you're right argubs and I appreciate the feedback. I shall change my method to putting out items at certain times only when I am there then lay in wait with my pellet gun and when I see them taking everything I will shoot their car as many times as I can. No collateral damage. Target defined and deltwith.
 
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-Mav-

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santamaria78 said:
ok so I own a business (carwash) and the other day I put out some basic cleaning supplies for customers. Anti bacterial wipes, 2 bottles of degreaser , couple towels... nothing major, 2 days and everything is gone. Stolen. So I am thinking of possible revenge.

1. piss in bottles and put out on shelf as cleaner,
2. cut open window wipe packages and put in shards of metal
3. take a **** in towel wrap it up and stack it neatly.

thoughts?
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Find the thief and beat the **** out of them with a baseball bat.
 
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dezyDeco

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Attach a GPS to your items and track the thieves down to their house... take your DIY "Lucille" and pull a Negan on them. Leave one alive to warn others. Problem solved.
 
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Hire these guys.
 
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UKGrad93

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You have to find who did it. Then find out about their family; do they have kids, brothers, sisters, other family that they are close to. Cut off the hand of a family member close to the perp. Send a message.
 
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MegaBlue05

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Sounds like you were caught by the car wash version of the "only take one piece" bandits at Halloween who take the whole bucket.

I would guard the supplies with lazers and maybe a shark.
 
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420grover

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The weather was pretty decent over the weekend. It's quite possible that everything was used up.
 
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why give away things that you have every right to charge for? I would seek some way to distribute these products through vending machines or with an on-site employee if you have one.
 
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santamaria78

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i like the idea of just a duster and some moist wipes no more than 3 dollar value . whatever it takes to get them on the lot to use vacs oe wash i do everything wnd i do it well and with a smile
 
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I watched a guy remove all of the paper towels from a dispenser beside the gas pump at a Thornton’s in Versailles. The manager came out and made him get them out of car to return.
 
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