It's Friday. My trippy-day of the week at the office. Hair follicle tests don't scare me like they used to.
Robo DM Day!
- Thread starter BigBlueGuru1990
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I've heard to really take it to the limit.....you have to add a healthy dose of bleach. Something with the chemistry makes it ok to do.
Put on a GoPro and give it a shot.
Put on a GoPro and give it a shot.
Yes, it's actually the magnetic force field around the go pro that will prevent the bleach from attacking your central nervous system. It's science.
Argubs- I got another invention to add to my idea of 3D printable diapers for poors. Wait for it.
"The Crotch GoPro" Small, comfortable cam that fits around your sex maker to record it live. It's a little different from the POVs that they do on Porn Hub. No hands needed.
Hate to be that skeptical guy on Shark Tank, but if there's a camera on the tip of my sex maker, won't that be a bit of a 'blockade' for the ol' finishing move?
I like it Willy....but you might run into problems with the unkempt bush category.
Seems like the view might be difficult, ala attaching a full sized GoPro to the front of a corn harvester.
Not if you make it into a cock ring. Gametime!
I got that covered too. I have a mesh net that kinda holds the hair back. Think lunch lady cafeteria.
Well then...you've clearly thought of everything, William.
Shut up and take my money.
Shut up and take my money.
*cautiously raises hand*
Won't it just be a video of the camera ramming into the outside (i.e. boring parts) of various orifices, then. I'm not sure I'd pay for that.
Won't it just be a video of the camera ramming into the outside (i.e. boring parts) of various orifices, then. I'm not sure I'd pay for that.
Well, that's samething I see with every GoPro. There's so much movement going on that I have no clue what I'm watching. It's like a Michael Bay Transformers 3 movie.
OK. I've got it figured out. I'm in for a 35% Share.
Lens is at the tip, surrounded by a vacuum sealed air chamber which keeps the mechanism dry from both directions.
Lens is bluetooth enabled in case you want to watch it live and then transfer to the device of your choosing. iPhone App is pending. No Android support.
Power cable is minimum gauge copper with rubber coating that connect to a battery pack. Battery pack is slim enough to place between butt cheeks during copulation. Other more intimate models of the battery pack will be made available if sales dictate.
Lens is at the tip, surrounded by a vacuum sealed air chamber which keeps the mechanism dry from both directions.
Lens is bluetooth enabled in case you want to watch it live and then transfer to the device of your choosing. iPhone App is pending. No Android support.
Power cable is minimum gauge copper with rubber coating that connect to a battery pack. Battery pack is slim enough to place between butt cheeks during copulation. Other more intimate models of the battery pack will be made available if sales dictate.
HAHAHAHA! Gold Jerry. That will be our power point presentation when do marketing.OK. I've got it figured out. I'm in for a 35% Share.
Lens is at the tip, surrounded by a vacuum sealed air chamber which keeps the mechanism dry from both directions.
Lens is bluetooth enabled in case you want to watch it live and then transfer to the device of your choosing. iPhone App is pending. No Android support.
Power cable is minimum gauge copper with rubber coating that connect to a battery pack. Battery pack is slim enough to place between butt cheeks during copulation. Other more intimate models of the battery pack will be made available if sales dictate.
Also, the vacuum has the added benefit of increasing the, oh, "turgidity," of the lens holder, or so I'm told.OK. I've got it figured out. I'm in for a 35% Share.
Lens is at the tip, surrounded by a vacuum sealed air chamber which keeps the mechanism dry from both directions.
Win-win.
This whole thread is tripping me out. My co-workers are probably like "what the hell is the matter with this dude?...does he actually live in the internet?" I'm trying to find similarities between Robo DM and a GoPro cam.
You should be finding bleach....what's the ETA on that btw?
Since you're too poor to legitimately purchase a GoPro, I recommend borrowing a credit card from a coworker who still has a salvageable credit score. Buy it and then have your friend return it when you're finished.
Since you're too poor to legitimately purchase a GoPro, I recommend borrowing a credit card from a coworker who still has a salvageable credit score. Buy it and then have your friend return it when you're finished.
Why do you come to the conclusion that I'm too poor? I have a good job on paper, but really I wager (not gambling if you do your homework) on sports for a living. I just have this 9-5PM (EST) job for the girl's approval. I wouldn't mind quitting this job, giving way to the feminism movement. I can be a stay-at-home dude, if need be. I think I can pull my weight. Thoughts? Suggestions?
Will bleach make my trip trippier or will it kill me? You remember the Final Four vs. Wisconsin (2015)? Yeah...this guy watched it in slow motion.
If you're not poor, then you afford the name brand stuff. Much quicker than the Dollar Tree stuff.