My only regrets were:
1. Wasting time- even a few hours- at Fisherman's Wharf.
2. I didn't really hit up many bars/pubs. Was hoping to run into a few strolling around Mission, but we didn't come across any. Must have been on the wrong streets.
3. Mistakenly wore jeans on our Muir Woods hike and was miserably hot on the way up. Fine on the way down, though.
Yeah, Fisherman's Wharf is a joke, as is Chinatown. The Wharf is maybe good for cynical bar hopping, nothing else unless you're just really into wax museums and overpriced sea food. Gold dust lounge is fun for its awfulness. Have some drinks there and make fun of the tourist crap on Jefferson.
Weird re: not hitting bars in the Mission. They're about 3 per block on Valencia between 15th and 21st, and also along 16th. Y'all probably strolled down Dolores Street, which is a nice, palm tree lined boulevard leading to Dolores Park, but is all residential. If you go 2 blocks west you're in the Castro, with tons of mostly gay bars, or 2 blocks east on Valencia, with tons of mostly straight bars. There are also some great dive spots on Mission as well, 1 block east of Valencia. There are 4 to 5 areas in the city with a thriving night life with Mission being one of them (others are Polk St, Marina, Haight, North Beach and 9th and Irving in Inner Sunset).